Important hello for everyone

[FriendlyHedgehogMeow]

Hello mumsnet people

You didn't mention the lack of paragraphs or the wall of text.

Maybe you should get your news from a reliable source not the daily fail.
HTH

Are you ok hun?

I bet they are ND and that's why they do what they're doing. Have you had them checked? Self-diagnosed?

I can't believe they were off the leash!

Don't buy UPF, don't eat them, and never let your children see them.

Not your circus, not your monkeys

I need some Canesten cream for Dave the giant African millipede, but Boots won't sell it to my DH.

@FriendlyHedgehogMeow
Comparison is the thief of joy. Don’t forget that now. You will be told that umpteen times a day on MN - but not anywhere else.

I believe that was an invitation, not a summons

TLDR

Have you considered that you might be neurodivergent?

Have you considered getting a cleaner?

You need to make an appointment with your gp

Head Tilt and a Tinkly Little Laugh for good measure
Did you mean to be so rude ?

Have you booked yourself a spa day or taken in ironing yet?

I once saw Les Dennis in the street and he didn’t smile at me. Which celebrities do you hate?

RTFT

You know , I think you have a DH problem

I can’t believe that you think it’s ok to get people less fortunate than yourself to come and sort out your filth. That is so disrespectful. I hope you pay them £80,000 a year and you clean the house before they come round.

I have MH and anxiety and OCD (undiagnosed) and I’m having a panic attack and spiralling

Read the room, there is a COL crisis on

And shaking as well, no doubt.

He has a proper Bitchy Resting Face does Les Dennis .
Bulldog chewing a wasp .

Oh , no I'm getting him mixed up with Les Dawson

…ringfence your finances, and head for the hills.

I think you may have sepsis.

Have you thought about taking in ironing?