Important hello for everyone

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Yes, but have you considered neurodiversity or narcisism?

I disagree entirely. This is exactly what A&E is for and I know someone whose cousin’s aunt blew up like Aunt Marge in Harry potter 3 because she tried to wait for a gp appointment.

It's just got to be one. Or both. Or the peri menopause.

How many people should a 1.5kg chicken feed?

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more if you make it into a massive salad

Could he be ND?

At the very least, ten. With left overs for the next few days. Can be supplemented with a massive salad.

Judgeflounce was memorable but I’ve totally forgotten why.

Important question - why did we need an important hello?

Oh no, we couldn't possibly eat all that.

Are you the MIL or the DIL?

I hope not! Thread of the week for me.

Hopefully you can see your child’s ribs otherwise theyre obese. What else did you eat today?

Looks like OPs not coming back.

Yes, the peri-menopause is exactly what A and E was designed for.

Gather together some snacks, charge your phone, take a cushion and a heated throw, then go and demand HRT. Ignore everyone who tells you that this is neither an accident nor an emergency.

And if it's not twice daily then you a slovenly slattern.

That doesn’t work for me .

Hello! Sorry for the slow reply, was just washing my bath towels for the third time today.

Do you hire a portaloo every time you have workmen round?

Is this a reverse?

It’s the script …..

Can I leave my kids alone in the house at their ages?

…. they are 31 and 33

Gently, OP - YABU.

You should give your CF friend a lift to and from her place of work every day from now until she retires, even though it's in the opposite direction from your own work, and you haven't got a car anyway.

My unemployed husband spends all of his time and money on his hobby whilst I raise our 3 children single-handedly, working full time and running the household. He’s a really good dad though

Are you mad??? I never answer the door