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AIBU?

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504 replies

FriendlyHedgehogMeow · 13/11/2025 20:45

Hello mumsnet people

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QueenMummyTheFirst · 13/11/2025 22:10

YABVVU, OP. We need a diagram.

Namechanged999999 · 13/11/2025 22:10

FriendlyHedgehogMeow · 13/11/2025 21:58

Why would thread be deleted?

They are taking the mickey 😂

probablyabadidea · 13/11/2025 22:11

I think Hello would be pretty for a girl but not for a boy - depends on what middle name you go for.

Shakeandvacuum · 13/11/2025 22:11

Is the elderly Korean lady still in the garden?

BigGirlBoxers · 13/11/2025 22:11

First reply nails it.

Shakeandvacuum · 13/11/2025 22:12

How much do you earn and are you middle class?

JudgeJ · 13/11/2025 22:16

Glitchymn1 · 13/11/2025 20:54

Leave the bastard

The B can also be female, 5 letters!

JudgeJ · 13/11/2025 22:17

Stop shouting, remember you're in the Sistine Chapel.

TrickyD · 13/11/2025 22:18

What do you mean, none of your family are neurodivergent? Impossible.

JudgeJ · 13/11/2025 22:20

probablyabadidea · 13/11/2025 21:55

Hello! Sorry for the slow reply, was just washing my bath towels for the third time today.

Damn, you've reminded me that I've left mine in the washing machine!

XenoBitch · 13/11/2025 22:21

Why are you on here and not washing your bedding for at least the 3rd time today. Vile.

WhatInTheFreshHellIsThis · 13/11/2025 22:21

I can’t believe the OP was so presumptious to assume that we all identify as people. I’m offended on behalf of all those who live life as a furry. Aren’t they discriminated against enough?

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 13/11/2025 22:22

No, all your name choices are v.v.v.v. chavvy.
Your child faces a lifetime of misery if you choose any of them.

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 13/11/2025 22:23

Oh great, another anti-old people thread.
Hmm

JoeSikoraTommysStory · 13/11/2025 22:24

Have you thought of going low contact or completely NC?

WhatInTheFreshHellIsThis · 13/11/2025 22:24

I think you sound jealous.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 13/11/2025 22:24

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 13/11/2025 22:09

How old do I look?

Old enough to know you shouldn't be shitting in my garden....

<<Only kidding . I have two Mini Panther overlords . Cats Rule>>

CesarSoubreyon · 13/11/2025 22:24

But what's your AIBU?

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 13/11/2025 22:25

I can't believe you called an ambulance for that.
Don't you know that paramedics are people too?

RightOnTheEdge · 13/11/2025 22:25
Tom Hanks Hello GIF

Hello @FriendlyHedgehogMeow

XenoBitch · 13/11/2025 22:25

YABVU for having a dog. They should be banned.

Ceramekins · 13/11/2025 22:25

Apologies, this is going to be a long one. NC as can be outing.

WhatInTheFreshHellIsThis · 13/11/2025 22:27

I didn’t read the whole post as it was so long and had poor English so I’ll just scold you for that and flounce off.

WearyAuldWumman · 13/11/2025 22:28

Toottooot · 13/11/2025 21:21

aye aye min - foos yer doos?

Nae bad. Aye pickin.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 13/11/2025 22:28

Shakeandvacuum · 13/11/2025 21:57

Can I leave my kids alone in the house at their ages?

…. they are 31 and 33

372 months and 396 months ?
Well you do you but I wouldn't take the risk personally . What if a meteorite hits your house ?