Important hello for everyone

[FriendlyHedgehogMeow]

Hello mumsnet people

My DH has a top secret outing hobby

p.s it is cycling

Why would thread be deleted?

We've lost sight of what a healthy weight looks like

Hi

Hello is a complete sentence.

Have you cancelled the cheque??

That doesn’t work for me

🖖🏻🖖🏻🖖🏻

Important question op does your hedgehog meow because it eats cat food, or does it meow because it identifies as a cat? Not that it matters because it’s friendly and I’m just being a gossip nosey!

Free half hour of legal advice is a legitimate thing, even many private firms offer it.

All hedgehogs meow

Snuggle up now with hot chocolate @FriendlyHedgehogMeow
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I’m fuming. My DS burnt down the school and the teacher has given him detention.
I think he is being victimised so I’m going to demand that they treat him more sensitively

It won't be. We are all just enjoying a round-up of MN responses.
(Hello to you too)

Omg!! Willl people not just check their privilege already!!!!

Give your head a wobble OP

Surprised the spider willies haven’t been mentioned yet! Oh wait…

How do you pronounce 'hello'?

you’re obviously a destructive narcissist, but as there is a 1% chance you’re also neurodivergent we’ll condone your behaviour as you can’t help it. Please do a diagram though or we won’t understand why you’re planning to put up a penguin bollard.

I have social anxiety so your 'hello' should have come with a trigger warning.

I think the lesson here is ‘Don’t lick hedgehogs’

Clearly no good can come of it.

LTB
Ducks in a row
Massive Salad
One Chicken = Meals for days
Diagram needed
Freedom programme
Outing hobby
A&E now

etc etc

Love it!

How old do I look?

Have you got a penis beaker in readiness for a Mexican house thief?