To HATE the word fart and just wish people would stop!!

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Using this world all the time ! There’s no need !!

FARTY FART FART

Well I mean you're just adding to the usage by posting it here

This

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I hate the word ‘wank’ as well. Horrible.

What alternative is deemed acceptable by you? YABVU by the way.

I’m too precious for farting just stop

What would you prefer?

Passing gas
breaking wind
flatulence
tooting

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True enough that’s the irony I suppose

Well it’s not my favourite word ( at the moment rambunctious is doing it for me), but ‘ breaking wind’ is a bit twee.

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Rotten air fizzler?

Agreed

My dad married a woman who used to say “wooftie” instead. Fart was much less irritating.

Anyone like the smell of their own farts???

You can't beat a good fart whilst having a wank!

None I talk about other subjects Proust and pretend such a phenomenon doesn’t exist

Pretending it doesn’t even exist !!

My 2 year old has spontaneously started talking about ‘bottom thunder’ (after the storms at the weekend).

Shall We all follow her lead?

I hate the word fart too. it’s trump in my home.

We use fluffy thanks to the kids watching bluey.

In Scotland we say pump.

Parp!

Squeaky bottom is the only way.