To HATE the word fart and just wish people would stop!!

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Using this world all the time ! There’s no need !!

Yep definitely’pump’, I didn’t know any other word for it until I was about 10!

Has nobody mentioned whizzpopping yet?

Trump is far more offensive for more reasons than fart !

And fart too! Well at least it did when I was a kid!

Sharing some airborne vitamins

A wonderful woman I worked with in a support role years ago used to proudly announce "ayy Richie. I've blown off" (she couldn't pronounce my name, hence the "richie"). Anyone within a 5 mile radius knew she'd "blown off", but her joy and relief was infectious. We'd have a little high 5 to celebrate.

Fart is the most straightforward and therefore best word.

It’s just a word tho.

I'll upvote this!

For some reason, I'm imagining her as a Viz character now!

Yes, we too are a far more educated family than these ghastly people giggling about parps all the time.

We favour much more highbrow pursuits instead, such as musical theatre. Our best-loved production is Whistle Down The Wind.

Didn't the Purple Ronnie Vimto ads ages ago talk about bottom burps?

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Hi @BarBellBarbie
The upvote is disallowed 😂
Onomatopoeia means sounds as word spelt eg whoosh, bam, aitchoo

I would probably fart with surprise if someone's ass proclaimed the wors "fart" is it left their bottom recess 🤭

Well then instead of ‘baking brownies’ I guess you guys are ‘baking madeleines’.

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I mean , I prefer "blow off". Love that turn of phrase !

Not a big fan of 'fart' my ott mother thinks it's a swear word 😅 and told us as much when we were small.

I hate "wank" - especially when used inappropriately for female masturbation. Hate it. Don't like 'tits' 'arse' either. (Well done mum, I've done you proud!)

Ooh actually no I prefer Fartykins 💨

Fluff