To HATE the word fart and just wish people would stop!!

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Using this world all the time ! There’s no need !!

Plus

Trump
Fluff
Let one go
Emit wind from anus

😂

Trouser cough.

Pump in Scotland. As a kid, the word fart was treated as a swear word in our house 🙄

Is “guff” better?

Period farts are best!
Silent and deadly 💨☠️

A thread on here years ago introduced me to ‘blowing off’, which apparently was the polite term in op’s home. Most unpleasant in my book!

It's a botty burp

Butt talk.

Reallly? Nobody I know uses pump🤷🏻‍♀️

Trump / trumpet
Bottom burp
Who did that?

Trump, or even better, trumpet or toot

YABVVU.

Fart is a great word. Poetic. Onomatopoeic.

And farts are hilarious. Always have been and always will be.

Coughed in ya knickers?
my ass blowing a kiss

You might find this funny. Until I was about 7 or so, I didn’t think I had ever farted because I didn’t realize it was the same thing as passing gas. My family was very proper.

I’m on board with you OP 🤣 I like ‘purp’

Toot in our house, largely due to a very tooty toddler.

My extremely respectable grandmother (vicar's wife) reckoned it was a 'good Anglo-Saxon word'.

She didn't express any opinion on any other Anglo-Saxon words!

How about baking an air biscuit?

Sat on a duck?
Made an air biscuit?
Trouser cough?

We don’t fart in our family we read Proust

Ugh me too. I remember reading a message a girl had sent to my ex boyfriend to say she’d had a wank thinking about him 🤣 they’re married now with children.

We say trump or pop

Could be worse…..

moist

My nan used to call it pumping 🤣

It’s not as bad as moist!