To HATE the word fart and just wish people would stop!!

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Using this world all the time ! There’s no need !!

And of course there's Mr Methane.

I mastered the "long drop" as I called it. If ex was out of the room (vile excuse for a human being) and I needed to fart, I would sit in his spot....hello sheldon....and let it go. So when he sat he got the full benefit and I could very truthfully say that no, I hadnt just farted and it only seemed to smell near him.

I dont think he ever figured it out!

”wank!” It’s brilliant - perfect to shout it out as you trip over or drop something - or call someone a w*nkstain for driving badly ! I love it

Trouser Cough?
Pumpy Pants?
Dropping An Air Biscuit?
Love Puff?

I thought it was ....

Beans beans, good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the more you eat
The more you sit on the toilet seat

I find the word trump less palatable than fart. I know it’s supposed to be more polite but it gives me the ick.

My ex called farting chatting shit

I suspect its one of those that changes by region/family/country!

We used to call it a botty burp as little kids. Anyone else?

Where's the laughter emoji when you need one?

I sound like Muttley after reading that post! Some folk are easily amused, eh?

My partner and their family calls it a “pardon me”.

As in “did you just pardon me?”

The grammar makes my head melt.

OMG that is probably the most twee/cringe one so far!

Hearing another parent refer to a bottom burp is the reason that burps are known as mouth farts in our household.

'left off a rasper'

Same in Newcastle/Northumberland! My mother would be horrified to hear me say it even now

😂 I can't possibly use the phrase mouth fart in front of my 5 year old - we'd never hear the end of it - but I'm definitely going to be thinking it 😂

“Not mentioning farts was a condition of your inheritance.”

Lady Whiteadder.

I taught dc to say pardon-me. ‘Did you do a pardon-me?’ But then they started school…

As pp, I also dislike rude/ swear words and fart sounds pretty rude even though people on here keep saying it’s the correct word.

Yeah I'm from NE England and we say it here too

My MIL from north west London does. It disgusts me everytime 🤢

I have been seeking another user of this phrasing and you’re the first- unless you’re from the same family of course! Did you make it up or was it used during your upbringing too?

Love the logic of Mouth Fart!

It cannot possible be criticised as it is the opposite of Bottom Burp.

I have no idea where it came from, I've never heard anyone outside of my stepfamily (and my dad, once they were together) say it. I always refused (ten year old me thought the word was stupid, and years later I still do).

I’ve been through 5 pages of farty lingo to check whether anyone else did windy pops… nope. Just me then! 😳

Thsts one I didn’t use with my kids who stick to farting.

i think that we should all call them Trumps, in honour of the Dear Leader. 🤢

BOTTOM PUFFS.
Better?