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Johnbrown · 20/11/2024 20:35

Why is he still on master chef?

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AttilaTheMeerkat · 28/11/2024 15:30

Will he give back his MBE?.

MaggieBsBoat · 28/11/2024 15:32

Buttery Biscuit Base!!!!

Dontbeme · 28/11/2024 15:35

AllHisCaterpillarFriends · 28/11/2024 15:26

Do you think he minds the missing g when people are fawning over him?

Edited

He minds the missing G when he is being asked to promote a cancer charity,

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Limer · 28/11/2024 15:35

@CoffeeCantata I used to love Masterchef when Lloyd Grossman was on it - when dinosaurs roamed the earth!
People mocked him (he had a very noticeable New England accent) but it was so much more civilised than with these 2 loud, loutish and irritating geezers.

I loved Lloyd Grossman too! "Welcome to Maaaaaaahsterchef niyun-teen niyun-ty fooooorrrrrrr"

DrZaraCarmichael · 28/11/2024 15:48

Swivelhead · 20/11/2024 20:47

I stopped watching a long time ago, when John Torode was kind of a shit to his ex-wife.

Greg was always a twat though

At least John Torode knows about cooking. As do Monica and Marcus. Greg(g) knows very little about very little.

GinToBegin · 28/11/2024 15:54

I just came here to say how surprised I was by the allegations, then I realised that I wasn’t remotely surprised.

His whole ‘career’ is a triumph of ambition over ability, and if the allegations are true, I hope he loses every one of his media jobs.

Paddymcpaddy · 28/11/2024 15:56

Poor Greg(g) can’t even get away with being a bit of a creep in this woke world… I can’t quite believe this nonsense is still going on.

Motnight · 28/11/2024 15:59

PastaAndChill · 28/11/2024 15:06

I'm afraid it does. Normies react quite strongly to a lot of autistic people. It's really depressing. (I'm autistic btw).

Normies??

InconsideratelyThoughtful · 28/11/2024 16:00

AttilaTheMeerkat · 28/11/2024 15:30

Will he give back his MBE?.

I hope King Charles has already sent round a heavy to snatch it back.

FloppyPencil · 28/11/2024 16:02

SchoolQuery1981 · 20/11/2024 20:39

I like to pretend that the other (far suprior)presenters can't see him, he's just a figment of my imagination. They do seem to largely ignore him.

I pretend that he’s never in the same room as the other presenters and they have him against a green screen. Then they comp it all together to make it look like they can stand being near him and they’re all having a nice conversation.

Viviennemary · 28/11/2024 16:05

Johnbrown · 20/11/2024 20:35

Why is he still on master chef?

He isn't. But I don't even know who he is. I don't watch master chef.

CandiedPrincess · 28/11/2024 16:08

Paddymcpaddy · 28/11/2024 15:56

Poor Greg(g) can’t even get away with being a bit of a creep in this woke world… I can’t quite believe this nonsense is still going on.

This!

I'm not a fan really, though I do watch Masterchef but fucking hell, I can't really get upset about someone who tells some 'sexualised' jokes or talks about their sex life because I'm not that easily offended. Seriously, who is?! Life in 2024 is off the scale ridiculous. Nobody is happy unless they are offended or triggered about something.

Hoppinggreen · 28/11/2024 16:12

CandiedPrincess · 28/11/2024 16:08

This!

I'm not a fan really, though I do watch Masterchef but fucking hell, I can't really get upset about someone who tells some 'sexualised' jokes or talks about their sex life because I'm not that easily offended. Seriously, who is?! Life in 2024 is off the scale ridiculous. Nobody is happy unless they are offended or triggered about something.

I know, its political correctness gorn mad i tell Ya!!!!!!!!!!
You can't even show your undies to some woman with her getting uppity about it, no sense of humour

sharpclawedkitten · 28/11/2024 16:20

CandiedPrincess · 28/11/2024 16:08

This!

I'm not a fan really, though I do watch Masterchef but fucking hell, I can't really get upset about someone who tells some 'sexualised' jokes or talks about their sex life because I'm not that easily offended. Seriously, who is?! Life in 2024 is off the scale ridiculous. Nobody is happy unless they are offended or triggered about something.

I don't like sexualised jokes, they are unpleasant and childish.

However, I would tell the person concerned.

Rather than moaning to the media years later.

I also wonder why people on the production team didn't tell him to put a sock in it.

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 28/11/2024 16:21

@Hoppinggreen 🤣🤣🤣🤣 bloody snowflakes running a bit of honest bants!

Eraserbread · 28/11/2024 16:22

sharpclawedkitten · 28/11/2024 16:20

I don't like sexualised jokes, they are unpleasant and childish.

However, I would tell the person concerned.

Rather than moaning to the media years later.

I also wonder why people on the production team didn't tell him to put a sock in it.

Edited

Not really appropriate in the workplace though is it? And you know, he works for the media.

ZoeCM · 28/11/2024 16:24

CandiedPrincess · 28/11/2024 16:08

This!

I'm not a fan really, though I do watch Masterchef but fucking hell, I can't really get upset about someone who tells some 'sexualised' jokes or talks about their sex life because I'm not that easily offended. Seriously, who is?! Life in 2024 is off the scale ridiculous. Nobody is happy unless they are offended or triggered about something.

If I took my top off in front of a colleague, or told them I wasn't wearing any knickers, or discussed my sex life with them, I'd expect to be sacked. I don't think this is a modern thing at all. I would have expected to be sacked if I'd done that at work ten years ago 🤷

MrsJRHartley · 28/11/2024 16:38

I remember when he was on Strictly, his dance partner looked very uncomfortable at times.

ladycarlotta · 28/11/2024 16:46

FloppyPencil · 28/11/2024 16:02

I pretend that he’s never in the same room as the other presenters and they have him against a green screen. Then they comp it all together to make it look like they can stand being near him and they’re all having a nice conversation.

I'm certain he and John are never in the same room for their "discussions".

ladycarlotta · 28/11/2024 16:48

This season he seems to have adopted the word "haunting" or "haunt" in his food descriptions. "The haunt of rosemary" absolutely sent me.

MinistryofThyme · 28/11/2024 16:49

Viviennemary · 28/11/2024 16:05

He isn't. But I don't even know who he is. I don't watch master chef.

Incredible contribution 😂

Anyway. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke. Fuckitybye.

ukdrew · 28/11/2024 16:53

Johnbrown · 20/11/2024 20:35

Why is he still on master chef?

Its recorded back in April/May - they all are, then everyone is embargoed until broadcast. I agree, he needs to be remove straightaway

ladymalfoy45 · 28/11/2024 16:56

@MinistryofThymeTuckerism. Love it .

StrongFemaleCharacter · 28/11/2024 16:56

This photo always makes me chuckle.

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Boomer55 · 28/11/2024 16:57

Paddymcpaddy · 28/11/2024 15:56

Poor Greg(g) can’t even get away with being a bit of a creep in this woke world… I can’t quite believe this nonsense is still going on.

Yeah, a few off colour remarks/jokes to grown women has caused some sort of meltdown.

ok then, 🙄

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