To think it was obvious they were for the kids??

[Birump]

DS is having a little play date today, low key birthday “party” but DS doesn’t really do parties so it’s more of a gloried play date.
Yesterday I did some baking … 8 sausage rolls, 8 scotch eggs, 8 jam slags and 8 chocolate brownies.

Came down this morning and most of it is gone, I text DH asking if he’d touched the baking and he said yes, he’d taken it for work.

im fuming, isn’t it fucking obvious that they were for the kids for today?? He’s insisting that it was not obvious. This is not the first time he’s done something like this.

Of course it's obvious, you have a kid's party today. Unless you often bake loads of stuff just for the sake of it

Did he know about the party?
If he did then I am sorry you are married to such a thoughtless individual.
OTOH, any reasonable person would check before helping themselves to a large quantity of freshly prepared food.

I assume ‘jam slag’ is a typo? 🤣 But I’m curious (and hungry) now. And yes, H deffo knew it was for the party.

Fucking men. I bet he did fuck all for the party too.

I need to know what is a jam slag?

Also, do you regularly bake for him to take into work? If so, then could understand the confusion.

If not, then that's just really odd

I would be telling him to come home with it all
Immediately!

I'm sure an boss will understand when he says he came to
Work with all the food for his kids party

Of.course you are right. Who makes their husband sausage rolls and jam tarts for their lunch. He knew.

Selfish and greedy.

Yep, I'm here for the 'jam slag' too

Even if it wasn’t obvious it was “for the party”. It was obviously “for something”, wasn’t it? Really thoughtless not
to ask.

Having now caused you significant inconvenience, how has he proposed that he resolve this?

I love the idea of a jam slag too!

But yes your 'D'H is a dick and a selfish one at that.

Assume "jam slag" is a jam tart.

What a selfish twat. I divorced one just like this.

What an idiot, unless you often do random baking of course it was for the kids, didn’t he know you had a little party happening!

Is he jealous of the kids? How odd.

He only took a couple sausage rolls fs not to far I’m sure u can jump to Greggs

Selfish idiot. Some men can't seem to control their appetites and play dumb to get away with it. That's a lot of food - did he eat it all?

He knew, OP.

I'm mostly here to find out what a Jam slag is....

Why didn't you just mention you'd done baking for the party? Doesn't seem unreasonable to eat food in one's own kitchen.

What’s a jam slag? If your husband knew your son was having a party today then yes he is very selfish.

He's a selfish jerk and a liar who doesn't GAF about messing up his kids birthday, that's pretty low.

I am fully going to come up with a recipe for jam slags, by the way.

Presumably a jam slag is a jam tart.

Did he know about the party? What's a jam slag?