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To be tired of penis beakers?

249 replies

Beanispeeker · 14/09/2023 20:14

Seriously!

Penis beaker has become the benchmark of being on Mumsnet for long enough to allow for a slightly risky post.

But it makes no sense... You could have just copied a well used phrase on the site having (blissfully) no idea about the thread.

Sorry. It's been a long week.

But AIBU?

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BrutusMcDogface · 14/09/2023 22:21

BishopBrennansArseHole · 14/09/2023 20:18

I snap and fart every time I see it!

This still makes me 😂😂😂

goingtotown · 14/09/2023 22:21

Anyone remember the woman's husband who had a cold, she said he moped about wearing the dressing gown of doom.

RaisedOnADietofBrokenBiscuitsOh · 14/09/2023 22:21

Rusticanella · 14/09/2023 22:15

@Nanaof1

To pelt my cakes at this mum's head in the playground this afternoon? <fume> www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1718384-To-pelt-my-cakes-at-this-mums-head-in-the-playground-this-afternoon-fume

Hoping that link works- Lemon Drizzle one

Fk YOU, lemon drizzle murderer. Fk you right up the bum.

I've been trying to remember the exact wording of that particular phrase - thanks for posting the link.

Imamumgetmeoutofhere · 14/09/2023 22:22

@TickTickTock it's called hauck stroller £25 Asda if you fancy googling it. It's also in classics

GoodVibesHere · 14/09/2023 22:22

bluebeardswife7 · 14/09/2023 22:18

Also, the lady who stuck a whole garlic up her vagina

Yes that was a funny one, she went to work and did a garlicky poo

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 14/09/2023 22:23

ODFOD

GoodVibesHere · 14/09/2023 22:24

GoodVibesHere · 14/09/2023 22:22

Yes that was a funny one, she went to work and did a garlicky poo

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Wasn't the garlic in her bottom?

Dixienormassss · 14/09/2023 22:24

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coodawoodashooda · 14/09/2023 22:26

My neighbour's husband just cooked their hairdresser a steak and sat and watched her eat it. Does anyone else find that strange?

66rabbits · 14/09/2023 22:26

Cooking a steak for the masseuse is one of my favourites. I'm not sure it ever made it into classics but I would have put it in.
www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4339095-DH-charged-me-for-Steak-but-Im-a-Veggie

bluebeardswife7 · 14/09/2023 22:27

Well, some orifice anyway.

Hawkins0009 · 14/09/2023 22:28

Nanaof1 · 14/09/2023 22:13

Now, the lemon drizzle cake gate sounds like it would be worth reading, and I have always wanted to read about the Mexican House Thief and fat balls, but have never found those. Anyone have a link to any of them?

Bisons?
Water Serpents?

Now I am getting seriously intrigued....🤔😯🤓

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the bisons and water serpents get pulled quite quick, its a regular troll

FrazzledHippy · 14/09/2023 22:28

Chill out OP. At least nobody's sat on your sofa eating your Fray Bentos!

bluebeardswife7 · 14/09/2023 22:29

Is it in classics?

DoItAgainPlz · 14/09/2023 22:30

gamerchick · 14/09/2023 20:20

Penis beaker wasn't funny. Neither was twatting snapped and farted. No idea why people think it was.

I agree with the snapped and farted.

I remember trying to read that thread and finding it utterly tedious. Irritates me that it's a classic now.

FluffyCloudsofShit · 14/09/2023 22:30

What about the bison one?

Absolemsbong · 14/09/2023 22:32

I’m the ultimate mumsnet hobo as my washing is currently being darked on and I imagine by now is absolutely full of spider winkies 😂😂😂🕷

Hawkins0009 · 14/09/2023 22:34

FluffyCloudsofShit · 14/09/2023 22:30

What about the bison one?

that one is by a regular troll so you have to keep a watch on active as and when

Dixienormassss · 14/09/2023 22:36

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Toddlerteaplease · 14/09/2023 22:37

Is that what that means, I thought it was a posters previous user names. I couldn't understand why, they say they'd name changed, but the post Al their previous names. Every day is a school day.

notacooldad · 14/09/2023 22:43

I've not seen spiders willies or clothes being darked on for a while
That's a good thing!

Sethos · 14/09/2023 22:43

BlessedBeTheFruitCake · 14/09/2023 20:26

Tiny wanker!

I remember most of the threads mentioned, and few of them were more than mildly amusing at best.

For some reason, Tiny wanker made me laugh til I cried, and even reading your post and remembering it made me giggle. Grin Grin

Sense of humour is a strange thing.

Dixienormassss · 14/09/2023 22:48

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Toomanyplants123 · 14/09/2023 22:57

Does anyone remember when we were all calling spiders 'loofahs' because of someone's phobia and weaving wnaky baskets from lentils?

GlomOfNit · 14/09/2023 22:58

Thing is, if you've been on here a while (I think I've been on since 2006) it gets hard to work out if you remember people referencing classic MN nuttery, or were actually there. Especially if you enjoy a meander through MN Classics. Grin

So I was 'there' for Penis Beaker (just a few years ago??) and thought it was bloody stupid - a half-arsed, self-conscious attempt to recreate MN magic and iconic by-words. I'm trying to remember what I was there for in real time, rather than remembering people reminiscing. I did have a fondness for the 'lists found in shopping torleys' threads... I found one the other day that's an absolute CORKER but nobody is going to want to read that sort of thing now. Sad