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To think that postbox toppers are an aberration and those who produce them should be shot at dawn (I should say 'light hearted' here but it goes against the grain)

648 replies

IrateAndUnhinged · 09/09/2023 20:15

That really.

Postbox toppers. Those crocheted monstrosities decorating every postbox within a 500 metres of GAILS bakery.

Why?

My AIBU is am I unreasonable for thinking they add no value to life and represent a huge drain on resources that could be better put to work creating reusable string bags.

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StarBloo · 09/09/2023 20:16

YABU for posting in AIBU with no vote option to vote whether YABU or not 🤣

YeOldeBuxomWench · 09/09/2023 20:17

If you have big norks, they could come in handy if there is a bra shortage.

IrateAndUnhinged · 09/09/2023 20:17

Ha Ha. Guilty. I don't actually know how to create a poll in the app.

Too busy frothing at the mouth about postbox toppers to try to find out.

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ThomasHardyPerennial · 09/09/2023 20:18

They look like absolute shit after a while out in all weathers.

IrateAndUnhinged · 09/09/2023 20:19

ThomasHardyPerennial · 09/09/2023 20:18

They look like absolute shit after a while out in all weathers.

I think that's a vote for team #NukeTheToppers

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Fieldofbrokenpromises · 09/09/2023 20:20

They make me smile but YANBU to loathe them if that’s what floats your boat.

I am outraged by more traditional stuff on the whole, but there is always space for people to hate something new albeit in a lighthearted manner.

Armchairs · 09/09/2023 20:20

They annoy me too (and other wool-graffiti stuff)! There’s a reason we don’t keep wool stuff outside, namely that it rains every third day and anyone knows a really heavy wool jumper takes about 4 to dry!

Anapana · 09/09/2023 20:21

Omg harsh. I work in a town with toppers and every single day, I look at them with awe and wonder 🤩

FuzzyPuffling · 09/09/2023 20:21

If they are genuinely made of wool, surely they would shrink in the rain and become teeny weeny egg cup toppers?

Besideourselves · 09/09/2023 20:21

100% @IrateAndUnhinged . Just more stuff for landfill. Postboxes are great just as they are 😁

Thisisthedawningoftheageofaquarius · 09/09/2023 20:21

YABU for not explaining what a postbox topper is of posting a pic!!!

MrsRoxkwell · 09/09/2023 20:22

I don’t know what you are talking about do you have a pic?

geekone · 09/09/2023 20:22

As a runner I love seeing them. Some people love making them as it gives them something to do.

clearly you are just the fun police 😉

👍🏻 for toppers

AgnesNaismith · 09/09/2023 20:22

YABU it keeps our local knitter busy, appreciated and feeling part of the community. She replaces it almost monthly so no looking shit here 🤷‍♀️

I like the cute bollard hats too.

LessYappingMoreDoing · 09/09/2023 20:23

Well it worked, you got me googling Gail’s bakery.

IrateAndUnhinged · 09/09/2023 20:24

You see if I had the time/energy/inclination to crochet I wouldn't inflict it on the wider world.

I'd make little figures of my enemies and stab them with a crochet needle in the comfort of my own home.

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geekone · 09/09/2023 20:24

Maybe in Spain but other than today pretty much we are too cold for shrinkage. (Opposite of other shrinkage problems 😉)

Foggyfoggyfoggy · 09/09/2023 20:24

Yabu to not appreciate the efforts of people trying to add a nice something to our at times awful world...

EmpressaurusOfCats · 09/09/2023 20:24

FuzzyPuffling · 09/09/2023 20:21

If they are genuinely made of wool, surely they would shrink in the rain and become teeny weeny egg cup toppers?

Doing them in wool would cost a bomb. I’d guess acrylic.

HeddaGarbled · 09/09/2023 20:24

Reusable string bags! Useful for carrying your new hair shirt home, I suppose. Though are you actually allowed a new one or would that be too much fun for one lifetime?

countvoncount · 09/09/2023 20:25

YABU I like em

FuzzyPuffling · 09/09/2023 20:25

EmpressaurusOfCats · 09/09/2023 20:24

Doing them in wool would cost a bomb. I’d guess acrylic.

Well in that case they are neither green nor keeping sheep in employment.

Precipice · 09/09/2023 20:25

I've never seen one.

Whereabouts do you live that they're everywhere?

Stroopwaffels · 09/09/2023 20:26

I've made a couple. One for remembrance day, one Christmassy one, think I did a school holidays one too. Most people who make them (and knit as well as crochet) use acrylic yarn rather than wool because it doesn't stretch in the same way and is cheaper.

Most crafters will deconstruct toppers after use, and will reuse the base for something else, or repurpose in other ways. Crafters are not wasteful by nature.

I have never had negative comments about my toppers.

HarrietJet · 09/09/2023 20:26

I think they're quite amusing. There's a lovely Autumn themed one with pumpkins near me, and a Teletubbies one!