What would your thoughts be if you received this text message?

[Cantsleep1234]

For context I have been messaging this person and sometimes I don’t reply quickly due to working or other things and this is what he says. Top message supposed to say ‘at messaging’ I’m guessing..I’m mid twenties and he is mid thirties.

Cue the ‘oh but you’re too vanilla’ brigade. Maybe he is warning you he is into spanking/schoolgirl fantasies….

RUUUN!

Snap.

Blorp 🤮

He’s as thick as mince and seems very young for his age too 🤢

Bleurgh

Instant turn off. I would block.

😂

It makes me feel uncomfortable and I’d be inclined to explain that to him and see what reaction I got. The OP will have much more context to judge this within.

And even if he does turn into a prince, he'll still be semi-literate 🤣😂

Did you mean smaks? 😂🤣😂

Can't imagine why no women his own age aren't interested, with such exquisite conversational skills you'd think they'd be lining up for him.

Is it possible English is not his first language perhaps

The use of “lol xx” by a grown ass man would be it for me.

This could have been written by my ex (and could possibly have been) 😂 ruuuun

Instant ick of the highest order. I wish I could bleach my eyeballs after reading that.

Sounds very keen and flirty. However, with the context of the other messages I’m getting a strong needy vibe. He’s trying to tell you that he wants faster responses in a playful way (I am not getting abuser vibes from the smacked bum comment) but it comes across as him being quite lonely and bored and needing you to solve that for him, which I’d find off-putting.

I very much doubt it. People who have English as a second language tend to be more grammatically correct than native speakers. He's just thick.

That is not a mid thirties man. That's a pedo I'd suspect! Smacked bottom? 35 year old men don't use that weird expression. It's also a major red flag that he's trying to get with someone in her mid 20s. There are many amazing women his age I'm sure, but he won't meet the mark past the first message. If you entertain him, you'll be writing a post in a few months/years on his abusive controlling ways. Having said that, why are you involved with an older man when you're in your prime? He's a no no, but your involvement with him also begs the question of why?

The fact he's illiterate would immediately give me the ick. Regardless of the content (which is equally awful).

I don't understand why some people on here are excusing this man's suggestive creepy messages by saying he may have special needs/unable to spell etc. Whether he has or not, he still must be aware of what a creepy suggestive message is "you need a smack on the bum" etc does not in any shape or form suggest he's got special needs. Please stop making excuses for inappropriate behaviour towards women, it's not okay.

Dear Lord, his spelling is terrible.
Let this go. BLOCK!

I'd lose my last meal over a tiny proportion of this caper.

The spelling, the 'reprimanding' you for not being available to respond. the grubby jokes, the over-familiarity, the testing the waters for a hookup.
Nah this is a no from me too.

I would be more pissed off with the top comment personally. I have rarely been one to reply to messages as soon as they arrive.

Obviously block him. On the basis of his spelling if nothing else.