I have no words - woman now stranded after wanting to give birth in St Lucia (on the beach...)

[Nanny0gg]

https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/uk-world-news/new-mum-stranded-after-being-8669669

What on earth were they thinking??

Surely it’s a pretty niche event and he’d be recognised?!

Surely it’s a pretty niche event and he’d be recognised?!
Especially with those tattoos. He is listed as ‘unattached’, though, so maybe he was just banned from the club not the event - but then why change name?

I think I've worked out why they picked St Lucia.

www.cipsaintlucia.com/

They've sold the baby (or thought they were selling her to someone who was paying for St Lucian citizenship).

It's $150,000 for citizenship for you, spouse and up to two kids. Which isn't bad if you're a citizen of a crappy country.

Someone is paying for that boat they've been living on for that last 5+ months

"It was perfect. It was loving in the moment. She was able to connect with the universe. The sea gives off a frequency which is a natural painkiller. It was so much less painful for her," husband Clive said, reported The Sunun_.*

I guess the hippy side is proven by themselves then.

Totally irresponsible.

Maybe they can erm connect with the paperwork too?

Pray God the poor little blighter doesn't inherit its parents' brains!

They travelled to a hurricane zone in hurricane season. And are now surprised that there is a threat of hurricanes. They're not intellectual giants, are they?

I got married in Jersey and I don't think it shows up on any sites either

@Britintheusa my thoughts entirely - hardly the most sanitary or comfortable environment ... I mean we don't exactly do it for the view.

Poor kids!

The parents should be neutered!

This is so stupid!

The baby won’t be covered by travel insurance ? If it needed hospital support from birth ? What were they thinking?

So many options to have nice birth in the UK where midwives are truly amazing and you can have home birth. But nooo, it had to be on the beach, taking all possible risks.

I’m sure they thought, “What’s the worst that could happen?”

Well, now they know.

Loving all of your work.

Fuck me, the utter stupidity, thoughtlessness and entitlement of some people never ceases to amaze me.
They don't deserve kids when they act so selfishly.

We've got beaches here in Cornwall! And far fewer hurricanes. Dry robes whilst waiting.

Ridiculous pair.

Don't blame the authorities for being suspicious. The level of intelligence must be below the lowest bar they've ever seen.

oh yes NOW, months later, she is "traumatised" by not being able to be home with her 8 yr daughter. Whom she left in MARCH so she could fuck off on her weird beach-birthing jolly.

If the government pays for them to come back they'd better well get them to repay the money, is all I have to say. And no, of course I do not feel badly for them. They've literally put themselves in this situation, which could have been entirely predicted had they done a modicum of research.

Lucky it wasn't a boy. Real Trigger moment there!

"We've called it Clive. After Dave"

I am only just catching up on the actual content of this thread. I really felt the need to commend you and others on this fantastic bit of background checking! I'm absolutely sitting down with this and reading it in full.

Pity there isn't an obligatory IQ test before being allowed to reproduce.
Dimwitted attention-seeking morons.

I was just imagining how nice it would be to give birth on a beach over looking the North Sea so you could quickly hide the mess in the sand then the thought of seagulls and dogs sniffing around thought nah not work the hastle and might get sand in slippers!

😂

Morons. Selfish and irresponsible.

Clive isn't looking great for 51...