I need your help with sneaky DH

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Took rings off last night left on side of the kitchen sink.
Came down from work and engagement ring has disappeared....mild panic.

Sneaky DH has hidden the ring. I've feigned disinterest but the stakes are high - we now have a game and I have all morning to find it.

All I've been told is it's somewhere in the kitchen. I've had most of the cupboards out and looked in all the glasses etc.

We have young DC so it's nowhere they would be able to find it.

All very petty and I was on the verge of texting for a clue....

I just can't get over his smug face coming and showing me where it was. It will be somewhere obvious I know it.

AIBU to ask for any suggestions? Please help - I need a win today

LTB

In with tea bags ?

Probably in his pocket...

Wtf is this meant to be some amusing game because it sounds like a completely fucked up relationship to me.

Fight fire with fire. Hide his car keys (or other item that will drive him mad).

im thinking it’s in the dishwasher or somewhere kitchen related like the coffee

I wouldn't even waste my time on this.

Just crack on with your day?

In the sugar?

I vote hide his car keys

Really? He doesn’t sound great.

This, how childish of him.

I'm wouldn't join in and I'd just tell him to give me the ring back (or don't)!. I'm too grown up for stupid games!

Change the locks and then tell him that his key was hidden in the rubbish that the bin lorry has just emptied?

Had all the teabag caddy out. Just gonna have a rummage through the sack!

What?!

He has hidden your rings for a laugh , despite you not finding this fun, and is being all smug and won’t tell you where they are ?

id be telling him to fuck off , grow up and stop being such a smug cunt…. And /or hiding his phone / keys / something that will stress him out “just for a bit of fun”. 😡

Do you have time to waste on this? I certainly wouldn't 🤷‍♀️

I need the ring to sell or how else will I pay to divorce?

You both seem to have too much time on your hands.

Yep about as much time as sitting on mumsnet! At least I'm clearing a bit of cupboard space at the same time

I couldn't be arsed with his tedious games. I assume there are other controlling things he does, and passes off as 'humour'. Ask me how I know.

The freezer

Am I missing something? I don't get this post?

My ex used to do similar..
Exh..