I need your help with sneaky DH

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Took rings off last night left on side of the kitchen sink.
Came down from work and engagement ring has disappeared....mild panic.

Sneaky DH has hidden the ring. I've feigned disinterest but the stakes are high - we now have a game and I have all morning to find it.

All I've been told is it's somewhere in the kitchen. I've had most of the cupboards out and looked in all the glasses etc.

We have young DC so it's nowhere they would be able to find it.

All very petty and I was on the verge of texting for a clue....

I just can't get over his smug face coming and showing me where it was. It will be somewhere obvious I know it.

AIBU to ask for any suggestions? Please help - I need a win today

I wouldn't waste my time trying to find it

The world really has gone (even more) mad. And I'm not the joker/prankster type so this game wouldn't be my idea of fun but FGS what's wrong with all of you??

Haven't you got anything better to do with your time?

Why is everyone so angry this morning? Munsnet has always (historically) had light hearted threads on it - it doesn’t have to be a bloody misery fest all the time!
Is it in a bowl in a stack of bowls? Is it in a plant pot? Is it in a box of breakfast cereal?

In an ice cube in the freezer?

Oh just fucking unclench. Threads about parking/what to wear/hair removal and a fucking penis beaker are okay, but someone having a laugh with her husband just brings out the bitter twats. How’s the love life misery guts? I’m guessing shit.

In additon to the post about the resale value of engagement rings being poor. This is true. Ask me how I know!

If your taps are the old-fashioned sort with four spokes in a cross shape, slipped over one of them?

Definitely a joke between us! Calm down
(One that I started)

Also I would never joke about one of the DC swallowing it. He would have a heart attack. They're not here anyway....

Deep in the butter?

How tall are you and how tall is DH? Somewhere high is always my starting point with my DH….!

In an ice cube
Hanging on a hook
Top of a cupboard

Ain't nobody got time for that!! Tell him to find it and then ltb

Around the handle of a wooden spoon.

Maybe blue tacked to the ceiling 🤣

Do you have a key rack it could be hanging on?

cutlery tray, hard to spot there -probably with the serving spoons or random cake knife you were given by a great aunt in 1990

In the pasta? Rice? Biscuits tin?

I'm just here for all the angry comments , how dare you have a laugh OP or play stupid immature twatty games 😂

Any hooks for mugs or keys etc? Cutlery drawer with the spoons? Attached to a blind cord/chain thingy?

I also suppose that I am thinking that it is a bit odd perhaps is that all of us do what others would regard as odd/weird/cheesy etc in relationships etc but, I would never post on a public forum about clearly something that is to others a bit cringy/annoying.
I have been with my H for 30 years and we do plenty of cheesy/cringey things but, i would never ask anyone's opinions or advice of them as i am aware they are private and not everyone needs to be invested on my husband and my in-jokes!!

If you’ve already checked the egg cups, maybe it’s around the neck of a bottle of something like soy sauce/ Worcestershire sauce?

Somewhere with a ring pun? Got any pineapple rings or spaghetti hoops in? (Can’t think of any more but you get the idea…)

Do you have the kitchen drawer of doom ? ( I think most of us do , lots of crap / toot )
In there maybe ?

I second frozen inside an ice cube…

(Amazing how many people don’t have time for ‘silly games’ but have time to read a long thread and reply 🧐)