Page 11 | Vulva owners?!

Tallulah28 · 2023-02-01T18:16:37+00:00

Just came across this (no pun intended!) on Insta. Can someone explain to me how this company can use the “by mums for mums” advertising ploy yet then go on to reduce us to “vulva owners”?

WombsofWimbledon · 02/02/2023 16:17

FOJN · 02/02/2023 06:58

Have you thought about a shared ownership scheme?

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Really hard to sell those when you need to size up or down. Cladding problems too.

WombsofWimbledon · 02/02/2023 16:19

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 02/02/2023 14:14

Women is the subset of vulva owners. That’s where the subset comes in.

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Won’t someone think of the lady penises?!

TheWitchesAreBackInTown · 02/02/2023 16:40

Because some vulva owners who have given birth don't like being called mums - they might prefer dad or something else. Vulva owners, uterus havers, menstruators is the only reliable way to capture people who were born as women but no longer think of themselves as women

How can you give birth, the most fundamental reason for our existence, and think you are not a woman? If a woman thinks that she is a man or has a special identity, why would they give birth? Because a man doesn't give birth.

Grimchmas · 02/02/2023 16:41

Women are not a subset of vulva owners. We are a subset of volvo owners. Check your work for typos before you press send, otherwise you just look silly.

YesitsBess · 02/02/2023 16:51

And your Haynes manual...

The site stuff thread has been updated to say they have changed the wording now. They still haven't explained the Shrek thing.

YouJustDoYou · 02/02/2023 16:54

They've teamed up with Mumsnet too - I wonder if mumsnet also sees us as just a bunch of vulvas?

bettytaghetti · 02/02/2023 17:16

How to launch a product and kill it the same day. 🙄
Was this a project task on The Apprentice? 😂

GrabbyGabby · 02/02/2023 18:20

This one surely has to go in classics. This is vintage MN. Terftastic and funny as fuck. @MNHQ make it so.

Lilavanblue · 02/02/2023 18:34

TheWitchesAreBackInTown · 02/02/2023 16:40

Because some vulva owners who have given birth don't like being called mums - they might prefer dad or something else. Vulva owners, uterus havers, menstruators is the only reliable way to capture people who were born as women but no longer think of themselves as women

How can you give birth, the most fundamental reason for our existence, and think you are not a woman? If a woman thinks that she is a man or has a special identity, why would they give birth? Because a man doesn't give birth.

That‘s something I really don’t understand either.
So they’re not really struggling with the biological reality of being a woman, but just want to name everything differently?

Lilavanblue · 02/02/2023 18:35

Grimchmas · 02/02/2023 16:41

Women are not a subset of vulva owners. We are a subset of volvo owners. Check your work for typos before you press send, otherwise you just look silly.

„subset of Volvo owners“ 👌😂

Staggersaurus · 02/02/2023 21:35

Vulva owners? Has this company just called us all c^nts?

Siameasy · 02/02/2023 21:59

Lilavanblue · 02/02/2023 18:34

That‘s something I really don’t understand either.
So they’re not really struggling with the biological reality of being a woman, but just want to name everything differently?

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They just want to control other people’s thoughts that’s all.

ErrolTheDragon · 02/02/2023 23:38

GrabbyGabby · 02/02/2023 18:20

This one surely has to go in classics. This is vintage MN. Terftastic and funny as fuck. @MNHQ make it so.

You'll need to report the thread to ask, doing @MNHQ doesn't contact them.
I'm not sure this is one they'll particularly want to live in our collective memories though!

WombsofWimbledon · 03/02/2023 01:03

GrabbyGabby · 02/02/2023 18:20

This one surely has to go in classics. This is vintage MN. Terftastic and funny as fuck. @MNHQ make it so.

I mean, if it was a product by a new venture, Terftastic Toys, then take my money 😆

GrabbyGabby · 03/02/2023 08:44

I think i need to copyright that name. Terftastic Toys, made by women for women (aka by cunts for all that have them).

WombsofWimbledon · 03/02/2023 19:35

GrabbyGabby · 03/02/2023 08:44

I think i need to copyright that name. Terftastic Toys, made by women for women (aka by cunts for all that have them).

Many possible product lines: shower head attachment ‘Surf and Terf’ 😆