Just a few things here.
Asylum seekers are not “illegals” due to the UK being signatories to the 1951 Refugee Convention. Calling them “illegals” is a racist right wing trope. Actual illegal immigration exists - it’s people who don’t present to the authorities on arrival, or who overstay their visas. Labelling asylum seekers as “illegals” makes your point really muddled, incorrect and doesn’t really do much to deflect those cries of “racist” as it’s a massive right wing trope. Don’t like it? Don’t quote them then.
We do not have a good record of taking asylum seekers through legal channels. Laughable. The scheme to resettle Afghan refugees has been a shit show to say the least with many who worked for the UK army still left in Afghanistan at the hands of the Taliban. Including women who are also at direct risk from the Taliban. Apart from the two Afghan resettlement schemes, and no small family resettlement scheme* for asylum seekers, there are no other functioning “legal” channels. To claim asylum in the UK you need to arrive in UK soil.
You’re right that Albanians are not in a war zone. However, there are huge problems with people trafficking, and the majority of Albanian asylum seekers (although not all) have proof of having been trafficked.
Young men in designer clothes and trainers? Asylum seekers live on about £8 a day. Your comments aren’t based on reality, or at least not on the reality I are working with asylum seekers and refugees. Knock off designer stuff form a cheap market stall? Sure. It’s affordable on that budget at a stretch. Donated clothes? Also yes. Actual designer clothes? Blatant bollocks.
*Family reunification schemes for legal migrants currently exist. This is not the same as family reunification for asylum seekers.