What does the average Mumsnetter look like?

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I’ve been on Mumsnet for a long time (under lots of different names) and yet I still really struggle to picture what the average MNetter looks like.

I read threads about things like how most only wear tinted moisturiser and Boden clothes, and because I’m so far removed from that, I can’t picture it.

AIBU to ask you to describe the ‘stereotypical’ MNetter for me? Bonus points for celebrity/stock images for reference.

Can't speak for the MNers, but the moderation staff are fauns.

<clops off>

I did the 'who looks like me' with 3 different photos and apparently I feature Avril Lavigne

😂😂

I imagine stocky and sturdy, middle aged, middle class, greying hair, no make up and loud and opinionated and bossy as hell.

I doubt there is a particular type though over the years I've built up an idea on what some Mn look like according to their description of themselves on different threads.

I look like fat pre facelift Catherine Zeta Jones. I’m a teetotal alcoholic because I once sniffed a Malibu and pineapple and had a hangover for 3 weeks. I have that yellow fishing trawler raincoat from Joules (I really do!) and I say, ‘Are you on glue?’ a lot. I’m a lawyer, obviously, and my husband is a cocklodger, but a wealthy one.

Hilarious !

I'm very attractive, which is not allowed on Mumsnet.

I'm Scottish and I'm angry, fierce and quite short, so you're are at least part right ✅️ 😅

I think a large proportion of MN are grandmas now, so 55-70. Bit frumpy, but don't realise it. Outdoorsy. Bit irritable, but honest.

I will be there in 15 years. Already managed the frumpy bit.

I am indeed. Of course, with my six legs and articulated exoskeleton I don't look much like the average MNer 😂

CRYING

Is that one in the purple Liz Truss?

@Blocked haaaaaaaaa she does look a bit Trussish
Liz Truss would pair that look with a "conservative blue" blazer and a discreet broach on the lapel - her smart casual look for when she's out meeting the plebs

I have spent too long on the link and have tried it on my whole family

Gonna try this now!

First 3 I got (on the what celeb do I look like? app,) were Natasha Henstridge, Yvonne Strahovski, and Bridget Marquardt. Only heard of Natasha tbh, and had to google the other 2. Must be more famous in America/Canada.

Not a bad likeness. There are a few similarities between me and these 3.

That's me!

I got a load of Koreans, which is bizarre because I’m white British.

Have we met? 😄

😱😳🤬 W. T. F!!!????
God I need help…..

100 percent

Oh I don’t know, the first fella is pretty cute! (more so than the one I apparently look like anyway!!)

Jesus Christ .. I got Teresa May and Marilyn Monroe 🤭