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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

Finding some parents rather pretentious...

207 replies

Burgoo · 28/05/2022 16:54

I think its a minority though I have noticed over some time that there is a pattern where some parents almost seem a bit precious and pretentious about how much they do with their kids or what they give them.

I've seen a few instances where people say how they only feed their kids organic food, they have all these scheduled activities lined up, always available emotionally and present in the moment etc. Whilst that sounds great I do sometimes wonder whether it feels a bit of a "better parent" competition at times.

I feed my child whatever happens to be available in the house and I don't have the time to be messing around with carefully prepped meal plans and structured activities to occupy my child 24/7. Whilst I understand that those things are ideal, I often wonder why people feel the need to constantly bleat on about it, like it somehow makes them better parents (and as a by-product, better human beings). It feels like BS a lot of the time.

I've noticed that my partner and I often read online suggestions for things for/to do with/to feed our kid. There are meticulously arranged meal plans that sound absolutely ludicrous - avocado, mackerel, hummus, eggs and spinach muffins - I'd need a live in chef just to be able to get it all done. That's without the sheer amount of money these types of meal plans cost!

I don't begrudge people doing the best they can for their kids. It just comes off sanctimonious clap-trap when people bang on about it online.

My philosophy with kids is:

  1. Moderation, moderation, moderation... my kid eats anything from prawns and chicken to broccoli and curry (low-fat mind). She is a perfect weight, doesn't eat huge amounts of junk but we don't go on some mental plan for her
  2. Give your kid a bit of time to do nothing! I see so many parents having to be "doing" something with their kids all the time. Its a nice way to get your kids to avoid emotions and not be able to sit doing nothing for a while. I see it every day in my working life and I can see where it is going a mile off
  3. Stop hovering! My partner does this and it drives me mad. If my kid falls over, she can get up. She will learn its okay. Waiting for a catastrophe to happen isn't going to make a child feel anything but neurotic.
  4. Your kids are going to F up, alot! Don't put them on a pedestal; they will inevitably let you down and that is completely fine. We all do. I've seen so many parents who believe the sun shines out their kids rear ends.
  5. Follow through with a consequence and take off the punishment once the kid has done what s/he's told. Parents saying "if you don't do X we are going home" is the one that always gets me going. I want to say "no you aren't and you will regret it later!"

Sorry for the rant. Please don't anyone take this as a personal attack, its just an observation.

OP posts:
PyjamaFan · 28/05/2022 16:55

You sound just as bad to be honest.

DysmalRadius · 28/05/2022 16:57

How are you coming across these parents with their meal plans and activities? And what makes their parenting philosophy more sanctimonious than yours?

Headabovetheparakeet · 28/05/2022 16:58

What's the parenting version of reverse snobbery?

orwellwasright · 28/05/2022 16:58

'Stop your sanctimonious claptrap, other parents, and listen to mine'

Steelesauce · 28/05/2022 16:59

If they want to do that, its up to them. You do you is what I say.

stuntbubbles · 28/05/2022 17:00

Congratulations at being the best at parenthood!!!

FantaLover · 28/05/2022 17:01

Yeah I'm glad I didn't parent according to your 'rules'..poor kid

GiltEdges · 28/05/2022 17:02

PyjamaFan · 28/05/2022 16:55

You sound just as bad to be honest.

Indeed

GingeryLemons · 28/05/2022 17:02

Why does this bother you so much? Focus on your way of doing things and leave others to theirs. Neither one of you are right or wrong, btw.

orwellwasright · 28/05/2022 17:03

I fed my kid full fat curry and now I can't help wondering... Have I failed at parenting?

FlibbertyGiblets · 28/05/2022 17:04

You would have LOVED me with my babies, hee hee. Massive pretentious wanker parent, ofc all three are perfectly acceptable adults, and I had a BALL.

Different strokes, isn't it. You prefer to not narrate, that is fine. You prefer to let them learn by doing, that is fine. You prefer to not meal plan, that is fine. You prefer to feed your children low fat curry, that is fine. etc.

Basically, all fed, no one dead was a win at the coalface of little ones round ankles.

AnneLovesGilbert · 28/05/2022 17:05

Most people have children to give them the best life they can. I’m not sure how the meal you ridicule is out of your reach without a chef, do you have two working hands?

What is it about the foods your child eats that deserves praise?

You’ve got a chip on your shoulder.

BlanketsBanned · 28/05/2022 17:05

Why dont you just let parents look after their children the way they want to, how is it even your business.

Orcasmom · 28/05/2022 17:06

I do see your point but I agree with other posters that perhaps the issue is having a very rigid set of rules and expectations - in any direction.

Sometimes when my son falls over I can see that he just needs to pick himself up and carry on. Other times I rush over and cuddle him, because I know that's what he needs in that moment.

I wouldn't want to die on a hill over any of this stuff!

FiveNineFive · 28/05/2022 17:06

You sound very defensive.

TheFoxAndTheStar · 28/05/2022 17:09

You sound a little judgmental.

DillyDilly · 28/05/2022 17:14

Lots of parents meal plan for practical reasons- avoids waste as only buy for what’s on the meal plan and it’s handier to know that xxx is for dinner on whatever date.

Kids activities - thing wrong with learning an instrument, developing a skill, playing a sport, etc.

So funny - you wrote ‘just comes off sanctimonious clap-trap when people bang on about it online’ - when this seems to describe yourself.

luxxlisbon · 28/05/2022 17:17

Ironically your post basically bleats on about how your way is the best and for X,Y or Z reason you are doing things better.

Within reason raise your children how you see fit and let others do the same.

OneCup · 28/05/2022 17:20

Are you bothered that they are talking about it rather than doing it?

LaMarschallin · 28/05/2022 17:20

I generally agree with you and I hope you've got a thick skin because I'm guessing you might get a bit of a rough ride here. You did pick "AIBU" rather than "Chat" or something, though.

I actually don't agree with the following:
There are meticulously arranged meal plans that sound absolutely ludicrous - avocado, mackerel, hummus, eggs and spinach muffins - I'd need a live in chef just to be able to get it all done.

None of that sounds difficult; you just buy it/them. Unless you're desperate to make your own hummus (I did once; one tin of chickpeas makes oodles of the stuff and it went mouldy; wouldn't bother again).
If you actually mean muffins made with avocado, mackerel, hummus, eggs and spinach, you're right, they sound vile.

Softleftpowerstance · 28/05/2022 17:21

PyjamaFan · 28/05/2022 16:55

You sound just as bad to be honest.

👆

Bumtum126 · 28/05/2022 17:23

avocado, mackerel, hummus, eggs and spinach muffins - I'd need a live in chef just to be able to get it all done
😂all very complicated

christmastreewithhairyfairy · 28/05/2022 17:25

I was with you right up until you shared your own "philosophy". Kinda ruined your own argument there 😂

Dahlietta · 28/05/2022 17:26

and curry (low-fat mind)

This made me laugh!

Testina · 28/05/2022 17:29

I’m glad you’re getting the replies I hoped for 🤣

I only need to give you your medal: 🥇