To wonder why this has come through the post for DH..?
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namechangedaily · 07/12/2021 14:43
Saw an opened perfumed shaped parcel on the side and curiosity got the better of me so thought I'd sneak and see if it was the Chanel perfume I'd be hinting about. Found this..
Would you assume it's a secret Santa?
Or I've just had a baby and he clearly isn't getting enough...
namechangedaily · 07/12/2021 15:28
I wish it was a wind up.. genuinely hoped it would be my Chanel Gabrielle perfume.. the box was perfume shaped! 😂 some of these answers I can't help but laugh! He's home about 7! It was just left on the side.. thankfully DS who's 5 didn't see it!!
namechangedaily · 07/12/2021 15:29
PS thank you about the nails comment! I'm actually missing one but you can't see it on the photo haha
WhatATimeToBeAlive · 07/12/2021 15:29
My dog's called Ella :(
BigSandyBalls2015 · 07/12/2021 15:29
How on earth do you clean that!! 😳
namechangedaily · 07/12/2021 15:29
@TheVanguardSix
Hahah amazing! 😂
blameless · 07/12/2021 15:30
So much fuss over an unbreakable vase for a long-stemmed rose. I think it's very romantic of him.
PinkAndPurpleClouds · 07/12/2021 15:31
Ewww that's grim. Not a secret Santa sorry @namechangedaily Your DH has got this for himself.
EdgeOfTheSky · 07/12/2021 15:31
“When they say "mini" they aren't kidding. I felt like I was violating an underage Gnome or Hobbit”
PussyCatEatingPigsInBlankets · 07/12/2021 15:31
@BigSandyBalls2015
Not in the dishwasher, apparently.
EdgeOfTheSky · 07/12/2021 15:32
@BigSandyBalls2015
Not in the dishwasher.
BobMortimersPetOwl · 07/12/2021 15:32
Don't see the big deal. Nobody needs to seek permission to buy or use a sex toy.
Thecurliestwurly · 07/12/2021 15:34
Time to use that leftover fake blood from Halloween 🤮
PussyCatEatingPigsInBlankets · 07/12/2021 15:34
@BigSandyBalls2015
Maybe a Sterident tablet and some hot water? 🤷♀️
PestoPlum · 07/12/2021 15:35
@PussyCatEatingPigsInBlankets
He's checking the reviews now and can't stop laughing.
"Certainly does the job, although I feel an upgrade is due as I'm quite big and kept popping out of the other end..."
😂😂😂
Popping out the other end 🤣😂🤣
TheVanguardSix · 07/12/2021 15:39
Ah OP, I do feel for you.
You JUST had a baby and seeing this makes you feel pressured to meet the needs of your man-baby at a time when you are so tired and in recovery mode (and new mum mode!).
It'd be like if your DH was about to go through chemo, rads, and surgery and your first thought is, "I'm gonna need a big, sparkly purple, gyrating plastic cock to see me through! That's my priority!"
I don't know... I'm getting old. What happened to men just slamming their dicks between two dried logs?
IntermittentParps · 07/12/2021 15:39
@Skeumorph
sammylady37 · 07/12/2021 15:43
@Justheretoaskaquestion91
I don’t personally own any sex toys but I have to say the thought of a grown man ejaculating into this vagina decorated cup and then cleaning his sperm out afterwards is particularly grim
Do you find the thoughts of grown women cleaning their vaginal secretions off penis-shaped vibrators equally grim?
LittleGwyneth · 07/12/2021 15:43
@TheVanguardSix
Right?? MN world is a strange and mysterious wonderland.
Why is this any creepier than a vibrator which is the inverse shape?
saleorbouy · 07/12/2021 15:47
I'm sure many of you ladies have toys so why can't he have something exciting for his toy box.
It's good to take care of your own needs sometimes.
BarkminsterBlue · 07/12/2021 15:48
Of all the things that I would think on finding this, “that must be a secret Santa gift” is pretty far down the list…
Aderyn21 · 07/12/2021 15:50
If anyone thought that was an appropriate secret Santa purchase, I'd worry about their judgement and whether they'd still be employed in the new year!
TheOrigRights · 07/12/2021 15:51
In which circles would this be a secret santa gift?
I got some Tote slipper socks and a hat!
PupInAPram · 07/12/2021 15:55
@Marvellousmadness
Dont be naive.
He's not getting enough so he is satisfying his needs clearly. Just because you dont wanna engage in sex doesn't mean he cant either ..
What a lovely way with words you have @Marvellousmadness. Not.
Houseofvelour · 07/12/2021 15:55
I don't understand what's wrong with him buying himself a sex toy?
I have vibrators for myself and DH has a couple of toys for him.
We use them alone and together.
Like I honestly can't see what the problem is
Notonthenewrug · 07/12/2021 15:55
@edgeofthesky that did make me laugh!
OP he didn't do a good job to hide it. Most importantly, how do you feel about it?
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