To wonder why this has come through the post for DH..?

[namechangedaily]

Saw an opened perfumed shaped parcel on the side and curiosity got the better of me so thought I'd sneak and see if it was the Chanel perfume I'd be hinting about. Found this..
Would you assume it's a secret Santa?
Or I've just had a baby and he clearly isn't getting enough...

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Only on Mumsnet can your partner buy creepy as fuck sex "toys" and the OP is in the wrong. You lot are something else.

Looks like you need to send your other half a box of these.

@Kbyodjs

Hmm good reason why you shouldn’t open someone else post

Indeed

Only on Mumsnet can your partner buy creepy as fuck sex "toys" and the OP is in the wrong. You lot are something else.

Right?? MN world is a strange and mysterious wonderland.

Oh bless.

Yeah that's really out of order to open someone else's post

How is it any different to a woman getting a penis-shaped vibrator? Genuinely interested to know.

@TheVanguardSix that made me laugh!

@RicherThanYew

Only on Mumsnet can your partner buy creepy as fuck sex "toys" and the OP is in the wrong. You lot are something else.

There are plenty of posters on MN who are female and also own sex toys. Are they not creepy too?!

If it makes you feel any better, now that he'll know you know about it, it will majorly lose it's appeal for him.

You know your husband. Is it the kind of thing he'd get as a gag gift for a mate?

@GertrudePerkinsPaperyThing

Nice nails!

I think the worst part about this is you opening a parcel addressed to him. If a friends DP did this to her I would be calling it a red flag.

These things give me the willies 🤢

"Only on Mumsnet can your partner buy creepy as fuck sex "toys" and the OP is in the wrong. You lot are something else."

So all women on mn with vibrators are.... what exactly?

Double standards much

So many people saying urgh or similar! . RicherthanYew what's the problem? Don't you have any sex toys, or is it ok for women but not for men? At least OP's dh isn't going to prostitutes or having an affair.

@Justheretoaskaquestion91

These things give me the willies 🤢

You're supposed to give THEM the...never mind.

There are plenty of posters on MN who are female and also own sex toys. Are they not creepy too?!

I don’t personally own any sex toys but I have to say the thought of a grown man ejaculating into this vagina decorated cup and then cleaning his sperm out afterwards is particularly grim

Don't know, but am now dying to post a Baby Names thread asking about Thrust-Ella

I mean it’s essentially a blow up doll without the face 😆

@RicherThanYew

Only on Mumsnet can your partner buy creepy as fuck sex "toys" and the OP is in the wrong. You lot are something else.

There are penis shaped women’s sex toys. Are they somehow less creepy?

@DrSbaitso
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Is he the kind of man who would buy this for a friend as a joke?

Eerk! I would have shrieked in horror!

And I don’t care if that is hypocritical!

It just looks CREEPY.

You’ll have to ask him, but in a mock horrified way, not accusing.

Let us know how you get on!

@TheVanguardSix

Only on Mumsnet can your partner buy creepy as fuck sex "toys" and the OP is in the wrong. You lot are something else.

Right?? MN world is a strange and mysterious wonderland.

What's something else is getting in a feminist frenzy like masturbation isn't by definition a crude simulation of sexual activity, which for men involves a vagina. Unless you think masturbation is creepy, in which case go eat your kelloggs cornflakes and leave normal people alone.