Unexpectedly disgusting food

[dontforgettofloss]

Just been reading the unexpectedly amazing food thread, and thought I'd post about food that I thought would be nice but wasn't.

The slimming world beef stroganoff from Iceland- it looked lovely on the packet, and smelt quite nice while it was cooking- but it tasted awful, really watery with a weird aftertaste

Wensleydale with cranberry- again, it looked nice, but tasted like vomit

[Dogmum40]

@Vicliz24

Quorum is solidified wallpaper paste and tofu is solidified semen .

Couldn’t have put it better myself ( I also think the olives are solidified semen too but mouldy gone off green semen 🤣)...

I do love how everyone is different, I think halloumi is gorgeous (eps but I can easily understand why food shouldn’t squeak

[AlfonsoTheTerrible]

Cod = snot with bones.

[Ddot]

TRUFFLE oh my God it taste like cat pee smells WHY!, maybe I'm too common to appreciate but yuk.

[Ddot]

Blue cheese, I don't need to say more

[Ddot]

Olives taste of germaline

[Ddot]

I like quorn but you need to flavour it

[Blueink]

Yes Cadbury’s now tastes soapy, rather having no chocolate than eat it

[Ddot]

Cucumber it's not food, it's for your eye bags

[belle40]

New Cadbury orange buttons. Synthetic and disgusting

[Ddot]

Cola drink, it's the most awful mank ever, I can manage it with whisky but on its own its vile. I don't get it, it's like chemical gone of shite

[chaosmaker]

Anything Nestle or Nestle subsidiary tastes of slavery, infant death and exploitation. Just don't eat it. Gross although you have to read labels to avoid them as they own everything Kraft and Coca Cola don't!

[Ddot]

Chaosmaker
Shit didn't realise Nestle were such bast*rds, I looked it up to see what you were on about. Where the hell have I been.

[chaosmaker]

For all the vegans looking for cheese there is this company shop.lafauxmagerie.com/
recommended by the Dirty Vegan!

[chaosmaker]

@Ddot

Chaosmaker
Shit didn't realise Nestle were such bast*rds, I looked it up to see what you were on about. Where the hell have I been.

Yep there have been ongoing campaigns against them. I've happily avoided them for at least a decade. :)

[Ddot]

Going to try not to buy their products unfortunately cat food is theirs but everything else is out

[LapinR0se]

I love a lot of things that have been vilified here but the thing I cannot stand is green tea. Tastes like bad fish to me

[malificent7]

Yes to fruity tea...smells divine...tastes bluegh!

[malificent7]

Green tea is yuck but v healthy ...jasmine is ok.

[cruella741]

I cant get on with vegan cheese

[Ddot]

Tea pigs peppermint tea is nice but expensive. I made big pot then heated cup up at a time. I was Ill and drank too much now struggling with anything minty