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Unexpectedly disgusting food

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dontforgettofloss · 09/05/2021 18:52

Just been reading the unexpectedly amazing food thread, and thought I'd post about food that I thought would be nice but wasn't.

The slimming world beef stroganoff from Iceland- it looked lovely on the packet, and smelt quite nice while it was cooking- but it tasted awful, really watery with a weird aftertaste

Wensleydale with cranberry- again, it looked nice, but tasted like vomit

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Dogmum40 · 12/05/2021 15:51

@Vicliz24

Quorum is solidified wallpaper paste and tofu is solidified semen .
Couldn’t have put it better myself ( I also think the olives are solidified semen too but mouldy gone off green semen 🤣)...

I do love how everyone is different, I think halloumi is gorgeous (eps but I can easily understand why food shouldn’t squeak

AlfonsoTheTerrible · 12/05/2021 18:02

Cod = snot with bones.

Ddot · 13/05/2021 10:12

TRUFFLE oh my God it taste like cat pee smells WHY!, maybe I'm too common to appreciate but yuk.

Ddot · 13/05/2021 10:13

Blue cheese, I don't need to say more

Ddot · 13/05/2021 10:14

Olives taste of germaline

Ddot · 13/05/2021 10:16

I like quorn but you need to flavour it

Blueink · 13/05/2021 13:27

Yes Cadbury’s now tastes soapy, rather having no chocolate than eat it

Ddot · 13/05/2021 20:38

Cucumber it's not food, it's for your eye bags

belle40 · 13/05/2021 20:49

New Cadbury orange buttons. Synthetic and disgusting Envy

Ddot · 13/05/2021 20:56

Cola drink, it's the most awful mank ever, I can manage it with whisky but on its own its vile. I don't get it, it's like chemical gone of shite

chaosmaker · 16/05/2021 10:46

Anything Nestle or Nestle subsidiary tastes of slavery, infant death and exploitation. Just don't eat it. Gross although you have to read labels to avoid them as they own everything Kraft and Coca Cola don't!

Ddot · 16/05/2021 11:14

Chaosmaker
Shit didn't realise Nestle were such bast*rds, I looked it up to see what you were on about. Where the hell have I been.

chaosmaker · 21/05/2021 19:58

For all the vegans looking for cheese there is this company shop.lafauxmagerie.com/

recommended by the Dirty Vegan!

chaosmaker · 21/05/2021 19:59

@Ddot

Chaosmaker Shit didn't realise Nestle were such bast*rds, I looked it up to see what you were on about. Where the hell have I been.
Yep there have been ongoing campaigns against them. I've happily avoided them for at least a decade. :)
Ddot · 21/05/2021 20:48

Going to try not to buy their products unfortunately cat food is theirs but everything else is out

LapinR0se · 21/05/2021 20:52

I love a lot of things that have been vilified here but the thing I cannot stand is green tea. Tastes like bad fish to me

malificent7 · 21/05/2021 21:02

Yes to fruity tea...smells divine...tastes bluegh!

malificent7 · 21/05/2021 21:03

Green tea is yuck but v healthy ...jasmine is ok.

cruella741 · 21/05/2021 21:15

I cant get on with vegan cheese

Ddot · 22/05/2021 06:39

Tea pigs peppermint tea is nice but expensive. I made big pot then heated cup up at a time. I was Ill and drank too much now struggling with anything minty

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