Penis-haver

[Blue4YOU]

AIBU to start referring to all men as penis-hackers (inspired by the absurd NHS policy re people who menstruate thread)?
Hi, here’s my penis-haver X who I’m married to, my penis-haver friend Y and I was assaulted by a penis-haver paediatrician?

This thread could be one for classics if it takes off.

Genius thread! (And answers)

Testicle bearers.

Ball bearings?

For those confused:

www.nhs.uk/conditions/cervical-screening/

'Cervix havers'

www.nhs.uk/conditions/prostate-cancer/

'Only men have prostates'

Rather unfair to the prostate owners who are now... living in 'girl mode' was it?

I actually laughing here, and having some sympathy for pianists of either sex.

And wondering about strap-ons!

@RedcurrantPuff

What’s wrong with ejaculator or spaffer?

Bollock bearers.

"*Ejaculator"
*

Prostate Prostrators

@CorvusPurpureus

Ball bearings?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Storers of sperm?

I’d happily be referred to as a jizzer

Willy wearers

@fairynick

Trans men are men.

Well quite. So another term is needed for the testicled among us. That's the point of this thread surely?

I like spaffers.

Willie Wonkers and the Chocolate Spafferies

@CorvusPurpureus

Ball bearings?

Oh dear lord this person who menstruates just became a person who pees when they laugh 😂

Loving this thread!

I actually quite like the testicled among us has a nice ring to it.

a be-penised person.
a penile person
a be-penile person.

It's a fucking joke isn't it. If someone called me a cervix haver or chest feeder I'd have no issue correcting them, and I wouldn't do it politely.

I love some of these, I am now referring to DH as either a spaffer or ball bearer 🤣

Has anyone mentioned dickheads yet?

definition of haver
www.scotsman.com/arts-and-culture/scottish-word-week-haver-1581808

@GreenandPinkFlowers I believe the ring is below it. We are searching for clarity here after all.