Penis-haver

[Blue4YOU]

AIBU to start referring to all men as penis-hackers (inspired by the absurd NHS policy re people who menstruate thread)?
Hi, here’s my penis-haver X who I’m married to, my penis-haver friend Y and I was assaulted by a penis-haver paediatrician?

@TabbyStar

Is a spaffer the same as a wanker? Never heard it .

I think a spaffer is the same as an ejaculator, you're getting mixed up with tossers. Easy mistake to make.

Genius !

Spunk is semen round here - so we could also have SpunkMeistert, Spunker, SpunkerSpirter or even SpunkHaver

@Ereshkigalangcleg

One of my favourite Irischild poems, R0,

Mine too.

@Kimchidreams
🚂🚂🚂

I think in reality we can only use prostrate haver...since some men lop off their penis.

Not many of them, though.

I think in reality we can only use prostrate haver...since some men lop off their penis.

Its more of a remoddling than a lopping off and a remodelled penis is still a penis.

I do love when feminist chat pops over to Aibu. Warms my cockles.

Do I have cockles?

@R0wantrees fabulous poem, thank you. Bookmarked the shit outta that

@Theimpossiblegirl

I do love when feminist chat pops over to Aibu. Warms my cockles.

Do I have cockles?

Cockle-owner

Cockle-keeper

Cockle-curator

🦡🌈🤍

How have I missed seeing that poem before R0wantrees ?

So clever.

@confuseddotcomma

Surely just XX and XY... No arguments possible.

This is interesting to me, as I know there are cases of people with XY chromosomes and testosterone intolerances that develop and live as completely female, often with no idea util other medical problems crop up.

Can I also point out that we are a subspecies apparently…

woMAN
woMEN
feMALE
MENstruators
perSON

At Uni, the Chair of the RAG committee was called the Chairperoffspring! (Chair-per-offspring)

FannyCann more of Iris Child's poetry here:

Tuesday, 6 February 2018
"Votes For Women

one hundred years ago today, some women got the vote,
provoking chaps to double down their efforts to demote
the females of the human race,
the ones who didn't know their place,
the fairer sex want 'fair'? "Disgrace!
We need an antidote"

men racked their brains for years and years as women claimed our rights,
as women found our voices, and our common cause unites
a century of progress passes
when lo, from midst the penised classes
comes forth some sexist silly asses,
dressed in heels and tights" (continues)

irischild.blogspot.com/2018/02/votes-for-women.html

@HarrietHardy

Penists

Prostators

Spermists

spermists is the best

Sperminators?

I'm just taking 5 calm minutes to read mumsnet, just seen an advert for a t-shirt with 'Don't underestimate an old man with a bicycle'.

Just spent a few moments re phrasing the t-shirt
'Don't underestimate a penis haver/spermist/prostrate haver/ejaculator with a bicycle'.

I'm sure any of these would sell well, they could be offered with a choice of descriptions - goodness I should go into business

'Don't underestimate an old tosser with a bicycle'?

Those who have had vasectomies need to be considered to so allow me to suggest Jaffa Spaffer.

*too. My phone is not inclusive when it comes to grammar. Bastard.

Naked mole rat smugglers?

Came to post the fabulous Menstruator poem but R0wantrees got there before me. The poet is, of course, a Mumsnetter.

Tangential, I know, but for a long time I thought an onanist was a type of organist.

Those who have had vasectomies need to be considered to so allow me to suggest Jaffa Spaffer.

A wizard who can't perform the magic is a squib. I think there's probably a few damp squibs around

Thanks R0wantrees
Such brilliance gracing the site.

@MMAMPWGHAP

Surely wankers covers it nicely

Surely wankers covers it nicely