Penis-haver

[Blue4YOU]

AIBU to start referring to all men as penis-hackers (inspired by the absurd NHS policy re people who menstruate thread)?
Hi, here’s my penis-haver X who I’m married to, my penis-haver friend Y and I was assaulted by a penis-haver paediatrician?

Penis-havers 🤣🤣🤣, not hackers

What in actual ever living fuck are you talking about?

What’s wrong with ejaculator or spaffer?

Penile person

Cis man

I use a variety of penis owners and prostate havers on SM when on the topic. It properly winds some men up.

Trans men are men.

If women are going to be referred to as “cervix havers”, “people with a uterus” “vulva owners” and “menstruators” then men are definitely “penis havers” “prostate owners” and “ejaculators”

Ah, my mind is blown! I hadn’t thought of the obvious comparison to “prostate owners” because that’s comparable in reductive reasoning.
Though still not as bad as what I want to get to.
After all “people who menstruate” for instance only refers to (many women) but DEFINITELY not all - post-menopausal women, women who’ve had hysterectomies, other medical conditions, even contraception that stops menstruation.
And not all women have cervices (I don’t have much of one after treatment for pre-cancerous cells).
For pp - this is a reflection on how mad the fucking terminology about women has become

Fuck me.. autocorrect!! CERVIXs

Surely wankers covers it nicely

Penists

Prostators

Spermists

Start using DPH instead of DH/DP

Someone that is willied could be another

@MMAMPWGHAP

Surely wankers covers it nicely

sums it up for a lot of men sadly.

I initially read the title as penis hayfever!

Scrotum owners

Oh these are the best answers!! Making my day!

Tossers?

@MMAMPWGHAP

Surely wankers covers it nicely

Lol!

I do also like 'spaffer'. Let's make it a thing

Prostate Proprietor

Cock carrier

I certainly hope the NHS describe them in this way as they are no longer using the word woman.

@PinkyU

What in actual ever living fuck are you talking about?

This.