Penis-haver

[Blue4YOU]

AIBU to start referring to all men as penis-hackers (inspired by the absurd NHS policy re people who menstruate thread)?
Hi, here’s my penis-haver X who I’m married to, my penis-haver friend Y and I was assaulted by a penis-haver paediatrician?

Ball droppers
Willy wearers

Spunk trumpets. Or spunk trumpeters.

I've done some of my best work on this thread. It needs to go in classics. It is a reference document for the ages. How do we make that happen.

Testicle holder?

Thelnebriati

SeaToSki
Putrescine producer (found in sperm fluid and generates ‘that’ smell)

Unsubscribe ''spunkfacts''

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Very slight derail, but many moons ago I noticed on the side of a can of shaving foam that the German for shaving foam appeared to be barberskum (or summat like that). It conjured up images of the barber spaffing all over their customers faces before giving a close shave with a cut throat razor. But I am quite juvenile like that.

@MMAMPWGHAP

Surely wankers covers it nicely

But women wank too. Or is that another thing we’re not supposed to do?

*In a medical setting, if women are "birth-givers" or "vagina-havers" then yes, men could be called "penis-havers".

However... the point of this thread seems to be to cause division. I know no man who in real life would use those terms to describe women - bitch, slut, slag, cunt, and plenty more - but never "birth-giver".

All I want to say is that seeking to create divisions usually doesn't end positively. If we want to provoke men to backlash against the progress women are making, by all means keep putting them down. If we want men to call us names, by all means call them names. If we want them to not have any respect for us, by all means don't show them any respect. No doubt someone will copy and paste this paragraph and say "but men are already doing those things." Yes, some are, an most don't stand up against it. But the way to persuade men to take a stand is not to put them down. Stirring up division and hatred against men will only serve to stir greater hatred towards women.

It's bad now, let's not deliberately make things worse.*

I think you a\re confused. No one is saying bad things about men, we are saying things about language use and the insistence on obfuscating biological reality in order to support the 'rights' of a small minority of people who grew up with male privilege over the rights of 50% of the population who did not.

My OH is a biological male and has found this thread hilarious.

His suggestion is - the betesticled.

My OH is a biological male and has found this thread hilarious.

His suggestion is - the betesticled.

I hope he will be consciousness raising amongst his betesticled friends, family, collegues.

The sooner the betesticled brotherhood are mobilised the better.

Betesticled people and women concerned with fairness and safety in sports might be encouraged to complete the following questionaires:

England Rugby (closes 5th May)
www.englandrugby.com/about-rfu/rfu-policies/transgender-policy

thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/4206745-Rugby-RFU-seeking-feedback-on-its-transgender-policy

British Cycling Consultation (ends 30/5)
www.britishcycling.org.uk/about/article/20210325-about-bc-news-British-Cycling-launches-consultation-on-Transgender-participation-policy-0

thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/4202090-British-Cycling-Consultation-on-Transgender-Policy

Hi @R0wantrees. I'm afraid he is not such a strong advocate but I am working on him. He recognises male privilige which is a start. Thank you for those links. I'm responding to the consultations.

Ball baggers.

@Adirondack

The woke crowd have definitely taken over. I HATE it. I’m not bloody ‘cis’. I’m a WOMAN. That’s it. Quite happy for people to be whoever they want to be, but one group’s (trans) needs should NOT stomp all over another (women) group’s needs. While we’re at it, how come we only ever hear ranting and demands for access to prisons, changing rooms and sporting eventsfrom trans women?

Also think its interesting that its only trans women who are lobbying for full access to women only spaces, not the trans men. It's almost like they were brought up with male privilege . Love spaffer, totally calling dh that now!

I posted the ‘vagina havers’ in feminist chat after seeing it on the US Tampax website.

Tampax does not refer to girls or women on this website but ‘vagina havers’. So while discussing a product that is about female bodies (and for many girls a symbolic pass into womanhood) they’ve reduced everything to the having of a vagina - presumably not to offend trans men (those who have vaginas) and trans women (who don’t want sex to influence the definition of women).

As well as being factually incorrect (it’s not a vagina that makes you bleed, it’s the whole reproductive system) they’re also reducing women and girls to parts - effectively calling them cunts.

I like cock carrier