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To be a little bit in love with Ted Hastings?

218 replies

MintyCedric · 07/04/2021 13:51

Disclaimer: I'm currently catching up and halfway through Series 4, and aware that he may have become shadier in recent times (but don't know the details so no spoilers please!)

I think the fact he's Irish and has a huge line in sarky comebacks definitely helps.

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OneofPansPeople · 07/04/2021 17:38

@Decrepit

Anyone think Sean Bean is gorgeous?
No
Stillfunny · 07/04/2021 17:42

@OneofPansPeople Grin
And it's a Nope from me too.

VienneseWhirligig · 07/04/2021 17:45

I definitely would. Steve is too beardy (and I prefer Martin Compston's real accent).

Mind you I really fancy Gene Hunt, so maybe I just like sexist old coppers Grin

JayAlfredPrufrock · 07/04/2021 17:46

I adore Ted. But I fell in love with Adrian in Hear My Song.

JosephineBaker · 07/04/2021 17:49

@Decrepit

Anyone think Sean Bean is gorgeous?
Hell yes!
FrankskinnerscRoc · 07/04/2021 17:50

Nondescript Ted? 🤔. I’ve a good mind to tell you the ending now OP for that.

TopBitchoftheWitches · 07/04/2021 17:53

@iklboo

Yes because Steve is the fit one.

Steve looks like a miffed gerbil.

I want Ted to be my uncle that you go to when you're fed up / having problems and he has a drink with you, gives you a hug, kisses the top of your head and tells you everything is going to be ok.

😂😂😂
Bagelsandbrie · 07/04/2021 17:55

Steve definitely looks better with a beard! He looks about 12 without one.

VienneseWhirligig · 07/04/2021 18:02

@Bagelsandbrie he looks like a geography teacher with a beard!

ShinyMe · 07/04/2021 18:06

I can't fancy wee Steve, I just can't.

And when Martin Compston is being Scottish, all I can hear is that terrifying wee shite of a murderer from that terrifying murder thing set in Glasgow in the 50s, whatever it was called. He was brilliant, but horrific.

Arrowheart · 07/04/2021 18:08

I love Ted. Love him.

StormcloakNord · 07/04/2021 18:10

Ted is dreamy.

He's only interested in one thing though...

And that's nickin' bent coppers!!!!

AreYouSiriusLupin · 07/04/2021 18:11

Completely agree with the poster who said about the feminist guilt and love of both Ted and Gene Hunt. So true! Blush

somuchpainouch · 07/04/2021 18:19

Had a naughty dream about Steve the other week
Grin
Blush

Bagelsandbrie · 07/04/2021 18:46

[quote VienneseWhirligig]@Bagelsandbrie he looks like a geography teacher with a beard![/quote]
Hahahaha! I can see what you mean now you’ve said it.

HoldontoOneMoreDay · 07/04/2021 18:57

OMG those pictures! Also absolutely lolling at Ted-Talk. I see what you did there...

LittleLadyCece · 07/04/2021 18:58

I have found my people! Grin Absolutely love Ted. His one liners are classic.

VienneseWhirligig Gene Hunt fan here as well! What is it with these strong sexist coppers?! Can't get enough!

MintyCedric · 07/04/2021 19:00

I haven't managed to get on board with Gene Hunt as yet, but I'd have a bit of Cormoran Strike any day of the week!

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TheWashingMachine · 07/04/2021 19:03

I saw him outside one of our local shops and thought I knew him and said hello, he smiled and said hello back. Only realised as he walked off.

malificent7 · 07/04/2021 19:03

I'm with you op.

AgentCooper · 07/04/2021 19:04

@ShinyMe

I can't fancy wee Steve, I just can't.

And when Martin Compston is being Scottish, all I can hear is that terrifying wee shite of a murderer from that terrifying murder thing set in Glasgow in the 50s, whatever it was called. He was brilliant, but horrific.

Oh the Peter Manuel thing? That was scary Confused he played ‘Glasgow’s most feared gangster’ Paul Ferris in The Wee Man too. I did find that film quite unintentionally funny...
HermitsLife · 07/04/2021 19:06

YABU Minty There's only one thing Ted Hastings is interested in and the is bent coppers...... ya wee shite

FOJN · 07/04/2021 19:09

Anyone think Sean Bean is gorgeous?

I rarely experience sexual attraction but Sean Bean..... I think I'd break him!

OhWhyNot · 07/04/2021 19:16

Oh yes I have a thing for TV detectives my favourites along with Ted are

Detective Martin Rohde (The Bridge)
DCI John Luther (Luther)
Deputy Commissioner Rawls (The Wire)
Doyle (The Professionals a very early crush that has never died)

Not getting the love for Gene Hunt

blossomtree323 · 07/04/2021 19:17

@iklboo PMSL at Steve looks like a miffed gerbil GrinGrinGrin

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