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My cat just had a shit in my fire.
LAgeDeRaisin · 23/03/2021 15:20
So I've just got my 1 year old to nap, I've got horrible all day morning sickness, and it's my day off work today. I'm exhausted.
I decided to go to bed for a nap with the baby monitor and was nearly asleep when I hear this scraping noise from across the room.
The cat had managed to open the bedroom door, come in, and was digging around in the ash at the bottom of the fireplace to have a shit. I tried to pick him up but he was mid squat and it was midway out. He then became outraged and ran out traipsing soot all over the carpet. He is 9 years old with no health problems.
AIBU that he is a massive arsehole? He has a catflap which he has free access to and always goes outside. He 100% did this to spite me because I wanted 30 minutes to myself in bed.
Stories of your own arsehole pets requested please; it may help me feel better.
Am I being unreasonable?
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OohImBlindedByTheLights · 23/03/2021 15:24
My cat started attacking my feet while I was on a teams call!!
Also trying to grow sunflowers for the first time ever so right now the pot is on my windowsill until they reach 5 cm. went to spray it as told to keep em moist and noticed a big paw print in the soil!!!
PrelovedWithValue · 23/03/2021 15:47
My cat would fairly regularly be sick. Never found a reason for it, but it happened every month or so.
We had a hard floor (easy to clean up) with a rug in the middle (very much not easy to clean up). No prizes for guessing where it would choose to be sick...
RatsolutelyFabulous · 23/03/2021 15:51
I refer to one of mine as shitty kitty sometimes. It didn’t matter how hard me and ex tried to get her to use the litter tray before she started going out, she’d just shit round the house. The worst being when she’d finally get in the tray and then just shit right over the side of it. Annoying as fuck but I have to laugh about it
Subeccoo · 23/03/2021 15:52
My perfectly healthy dog wandered in to my room from his bed a few weeks ago and took a piss up against my suitcase that was tucked away behind the door 
then sauntered off back to his. He is 5 years house trained
It was like the cliche drunk husband you hear about on here pissing in the wardrobe (not mine!! Just a bad behaved dog)
Soubriquet · 23/03/2021 15:55
Not a cat but my old dog weed on floor of the house I was living in
This was normal for him. He never fully toilet trained.
However my fil was living with me at the time and he wasn’t impressed
So he put the dog out and threw water on him for good measure
As soon as the dog was let back in the house, he deliberately went upstairs and pissed all over FIL’s very expensive sheepskin coat
minniemoocher · 23/03/2021 15:56
@Subeccoo
My dog has never wee'd against a case but if you leave it open he'll put a disgusting soggy tennis ball and an equally sodden soft toy in within minutes - he loves holidays!
His toiletting goes to pot though at pets at home when he scent marks, so embarrassing! He's also watered a Christmas tree in my mother's house!
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