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Sbowiegirl · 28/01/2021 16:38

Loved the last one!

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Absy · 29/01/2021 14:05

Thinking on it now, I vaguely recall that as well - that diana was injured. But it wouldn’t be surprising, if she was thought to be just injured when the story broke. It could be that she genuinely was and died after, or they didn’t want to report that she had died until there was formal confirmation.

AlternativePerspective · 29/01/2021 14:16

I believe she’s alive and William & Harry found out later that she hadn’t died. I find it odd they don’t really reference her much now.

I think that they found out that Harry is James Hewitt’s son which has tainted the memory of their mother for both him and William.

Harry and William subsequently fell out because Harry, who never really wanted to be a royal, was now free to not be a royal, and this is why he emigrated to Canada and distanced himself from the family, after all, they’re not really his family.

GwendolineMarysLaces · 29/01/2021 14:35

@Absy

Thinking on it now, I vaguely recall that as well - that diana was injured. But it wouldn’t be surprising, if she was thought to be just injured when the story broke. It could be that she genuinely was and died after, or they didn’t want to report that she had died until there was formal confirmation.
She had a rupture in a pulmonary vein which meant that she bled out into her chest cavity. She initially seemed okay and then deteriorated as her blood pressure fell etc.
HalfGirlHalfCake · 29/01/2021 15:06

@NicolaC17

My MiL was up when the news came in about princess Diana and is adamant she was waking around by the car. A few years back a radio presenter also said he had footage of this and he died a few weeks later. So many inconsistencies with this whole thing this from her dying in the car, to dying on the way to hospital and at the hospital. I believe she’s alive and William & Harry found out later that she hadn’t died. I find it odd they don’t really reference her much now.
It is difficult to know when someone is joking or not on these threads. This is clearly a piss take.
icecreamgirl94 · 29/01/2021 15:10

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rosetylersbiggun · 29/01/2021 15:35

I think it's just MNHQ being worried about being sued, since they have a rep for being litigious.

rosetylersbiggun · 29/01/2021 15:39

Spooky!

DynamoKev · 29/01/2021 15:44

@AlternativePerspective

I believe she’s alive and William & Harry found out later that she hadn’t died. I find it odd they don’t really reference her much now.

I think that they found out that Harry is James Hewitt’s son which has tainted the memory of their mother for both him and William.

Harry and William subsequently fell out because Harry, who never really wanted to be a royal, was now free to not be a royal, and this is why he emigrated to Canada and distanced himself from the family, after all, they’re not really his family.

eh? Even if this wasn't 100% bollocks (it is), they are still brothers.
singingsoprano · 29/01/2021 16:33

[quote JustFoldInTheCheese]@singingsoprano

100% agree with @SidekickSally. me, my husband and 3 DC are all Rhesus Negative and not an alien among us! (As far as I know)

That's exactly what I would say if I were a family of aliens hiding in plain sight Wink[/quote]
@JustFoldInTheCheese ha!ha Grin

dayswithaY · 29/01/2021 16:46

So Castro could well be Trudeau's dad, but is Frank Sinatra the real father of Ronan Farrow? Surely he can't be related to Woody Allen.

popgoestyeweasel · 29/01/2021 17:39

@dayswithaY without a shadow of a doubt. RF is too handsome to be WA son Grin.

I read somewhere that FS daughter and first wife have welcomed him into the family with open arms. He is the double of FS.

crikeycrumbsblimey · 29/01/2021 17:54

@dayswithaY

RF looks very like his grandfather, John Farrow. He might have just got lucky genetically to skip the other side!

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CounsellorTroi · 29/01/2021 17:55

There was a theory that octopuses are actually aliens.

That would be rather nice as they seem to spend all their time quietly minding their own business and not posing a threat to the Earth.

Helen1990 · 29/01/2021 17:58

Marilyn monroe didnt die of a drug overdose she was murdered. The US government were involved In 9/11 and JFK wasnt killed by lee Harvey Oswald he was killed by the very people who were supposed to have been protecting him

AlternativePerspective · 29/01/2021 18:04

eh? Even if this wasn't 100% bollocks (it is), they are still brothers.

No, they would be half brothers, meaning that the only royal Harry would be related to would be William, therefore he wouldn’t officially be a royal.

If e.g. any other ex remarried and had children with someone else, e.g. if Sarah Ferguson had had more babies, those babies wouldn’t be princesses because they wouldn’t be royals, even though they would have half sisters who were.

If Diana had been pregnant at the time she died, her baby wouldn’t have been a royal baby.

popgoestyeweasel · 29/01/2021 18:24

Mmm 🤔

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MistressoftheDarkSide · 29/01/2021 18:53

Perhaps derailing a smidgen but last night, thinking about the economics of the world, and the advances in technology, I actually felt a bit freaked out.

For context, I am 52. My Nana had a boiler and mangle when I was in my teens, and we acquired a landline when I was 13. My separated Mum and I were living with my Nana, and I was 8 or 9 when my parents split. My Step Dad worked for House of Fraser in the warehouse, so was able to introduce us to Betamax and get me a Walkman when I was 14 - it was a brick in comparison to modern stuff, but seemed like privileged witchcraft at the time. During O levels my school got BBC computers, which my mother dismissed as a flash in the pan. Home computing was a flash in the pan. Hilarious to think she died at 76 with full silver surfer status last year.

But thinking about all this gave me a bit of a wobble. It seems that the world capitalised on advances made after and due to WW2, and then in the 80s and 90s onwards it's gone nuts.

I'm not scientifically minded but have been able to hold my own, now, maybe due to the slowing of age, I feel boggled by every advance and concept .... I can't keep up.

My relevance in this thread is to ask.... so, are we getting tech from other outside (?) Sources, or are we just becoming that damn clever as a species.

Forgive me, I'm half a bottle of Baileys down, listening to the music of my youth, having rage cleaned the kitchen due to tech fails in trying to access business lockdown support forms .... dont, just don't...... and wondering wtf is really going on with the world right now lol.

So, where does the exponential progress in the world come from really? Are we very clever monkeys, or have we had help? I'm sure I'm not the only doubting Thomas here, so if you have links to any theories, outlandish as you liken I'm open. Maybe I will write that novel after all.....

Christinaismyperson · 29/01/2021 18:53

Diana wasn’t pregnant, she wasn’t even in a serious relationship with Dodi, it was a rebound fling from Hasnat Khan who she had a true relationship with. There’s no indication she was serious with Dodi so I doubt the RF cared enough to kill them both. They had only been dating a number of weeks.

COPPER3 · 29/01/2021 20:43

My personal puzzlers have always been..

  1. Madeleine McCann - total mystery to me? A psychic medium friend was convinced about a certain theory. I'm not sure I can print it?
  2. JFK obvs.
  3. Illuminati ? scary stuff
  4. Diana - Not sure?
  5. Marilyn - O/D
  6. James Dean - Reckless death ( but the universe was trying to warn him)
  7. Meredith Kutcher - So sad. At first I was suspicious of Knox, but feel that they finally arrested the right person.
peaceanddove · 29/01/2021 21:01

@Christinaismyperson

Diana wasn’t pregnant, she wasn’t even in a serious relationship with Dodi, it was a rebound fling from Hasnat Khan who she had a true relationship with. There’s no indication she was serious with Dodi so I doubt the RF cared enough to kill them both. They had only been dating a number of weeks.
Absolutely. I think she'd only been seeing Dodi for about 6-8 weeks? A very, very early relationship, hardly anything serious. I also believe Diana was still in love with Hasn't Khan and was using Dodi (another Muslim man) to make Hasn't jealous.

Mohammed Al Fayed was beside himself with excitement at even the slightest possibility that his son might bag Diana. Al Fayed invited Diana to holiday on his yacht, then ordered Dodi to join them on the yacht and woo her. Dodi had been quite happily living with his long term girlfriend, but dropped her immediately on his father's orders.

queenofarles · 29/01/2021 21:14

Oh Copper can you type bits of it?

Dodi was engaged to much younger model at the time he was pictured with Diana, I remember seeing her on TV flashing her ring and crying.
I don’t think either he or Diana were serious. The Fayeds were closely linked to Arms dealer Adnan khashoggi.

Was Dodi a British citizen at the time of his death? I know his father still isn’t.

Gosh I was about 14 at that time , I remember thinking just how old they both were.

Christinaismyperson · 29/01/2021 21:52

@peaceanddove oh I bet Al Fayed Senior was rub
bing his grubby hands together with glee at the thought of his son and a princess being seen together on his yacht! You don’t get much better publicly than that for your high end department store!!
And she got a few snaps of her and another man to make the ex see what he’s missing. I really don’t think there was much more to the relationship than that. Certainly not a pregnancy!

Drunk driver chased by paparazzi doing twice the speed limit into an adverse camber tunnel made of concrete will do it. Plus no seatbelt. It was a perfect storm.

bottleofbeer · 29/01/2021 22:59

Oh for goodness sake! I'm RH conspiracy poster. I don't think we're aliens and I'm perfectly happy for more knowledgeable people than me to explain further than my own understanding!

I really don't get why it's so laughable that there is more than one human species. Primates are all sodding primates but they have different species. There could absolutely be different types of homosapiens that haven't been discovered yet and from which some originated from.

I'm here for light entertainment, I spend enough time searching peer reviewed stuff. Just throwing an idea out there!

bottleofbeer · 29/01/2021 23:05

Watermama, I've not ONCE claimed rh- is inferior.

bottleofbeer · 29/01/2021 23:07

Adrenochrome. Brilliant. They take it from the pineal gland in a baby's brain?

Amazing. Considering adrenaline in all of its forms is made in the adrenal glands which are situated above the kidneys.