Urgent Help I don't know what to do AIBU?

[NamechangedforAIBU]

I've name changed because my post is very outing and I don't want my SIL who is on here and my best 2 friends in the entire world who know my username on here to find out.
So what do I do, AIBU or is it ok?
Please be gentle with me, I've been awake all night not sure what to do and written a list of the for's and against and since cannot decide.
I just cannot ask my family or my work colleagues I'm working from home and feel a bit distant from them all the closeness at work has gone and we haven't seen each other in months. I really cannot bear asking my 2 best friends they won't judge me but it will make a difference to our friendship.
So I'm at the mercy of MN. Yes I know some will flame and some will be cruel and mean but there are people on here that will also be kind and helpful so hoping that one of those can help me out?
Thanks in advance

Umm... what is the issue?

What's the issue?

YABU for not actually posting the issue

/cracks open a beer
We're all ears OP

So what's the issue op?

Haha

As Dr Frasier Crane says, 'I'm listening'.

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I think I actually did a MN head tilt...

I can at least reassure you that your post isn't in the least bit outing.

what's the issue? yabu for not actually telling us....

How much do you need...

Is this a joke?

I just read the OP 3 times thinking I'd missed the actual AIBU.

OP do you need an alibi? You know under the patio is the first place they'll look don't you?

Waiting for the lunch line...

Huh

Haha that should be punch line. Damn autocorrect!

Get the popcorn out , this is going to be a long one

What's the question..??

🤣 I read it twice too, thought I’d missed something...

how many times did I read that through

🛋️

@NamechangedforAIBU.... What urgent help do you actually need?? We're all ears but can't help if we don't know what it is?

Spit it out then...

You should totally LTB or cancel the cheque or get your ducks in a row or something