AIBU to not want my bumhole to smell of Christmas.

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Looking through the bog roll page on the Asda site.

There's this.

ASDA Shades Warm Vanilla and Sugar Cane Toilet Roll 9 Rolls

………Shades Limited Edition Warm Vanilla & Sugar Cane. Every embossed sheet is enriched with a beautiful balm and the core infused with a warm and wintery fragrance.

AIBU to not want my arsehole to smell of Christmas butter cookies.

I think they are missing a trick. Or indeed a treat. Why not Halloween themed toilet roll?

I quite fancy Bonfire Night scents. A Rocket, a Banger or a Volcano might work.

As a lichen sclerosis sufferer I say fuck that!!
I can't use coloured bog roll let alone scented ....
There's only one brand of sanitary products that don't irritate me.

Christmas bum holes will always smell of sprouts and stuffing 😋

@Itsmybirthday19 - forty days of rain?

There are choices. There are alternatives, and no one's going to sniff your bumhole anyway. Lidl do one called Shea Butter that's really nice, and super strong too.

I think it sounds amazing tbh .

Sounds grim. Also makes me think of an irritated lazy garden / thrush from all of those fake scents

Well it depends...Will a lot of people be sniffing it?

Or even lady garden

Dashing to the loo,
Would you all get out my way,
Down my pants I go,
Scratching all the way- ah, ah, ah,
God that thrush does sting,
Canesten sets it right,
But sad it is to wince and say
"Oh god, no sex tonight"!

Jingle bells, peeing is hell,
DP's scared away,
Oh how sore it is to have,
An itching minge all day- hey!
Jingle bells, what's that smell,
DP's scared away,
Oh how sore it is to have
An itching minge all day!

Now my blight has cooled,
I seek to find the cause,
No reason to be found,
My loo roll gives me pause.
It seems to have a scent
of christmastide it wafts!
But beggars cannot choose, it was
The last pack at the shops!

Oh jingle bells, my bush smells,
But I now know why.
And I've got cystitis too -
Trying not to cry.
Those who sell, stuff that smells,
Will they never learn?
That ladies bits and scents don't mix,
You'll simply make us burn!

God no, YANBU.

I do wonder if gynaecologists will notice that it's that time of the year again from the smell of their patients.

Surely the world would be a better place if bumholes smelled of cookies. However, I do think that scented bog roll is a possible cause of thrush, which isn't as good

@LaBellina

God no, YANBU.

I do wonder if gynaecologists will notice that it's that time of the year again from the smell of their patients.

As I said earlier Might make the medical staff crave Christmas Cake & Egg Nog 😂

Also would there still be a need for those 'poo drop' things that you put in the loo straight after a No2 to stop the poo smells? I mean surely if your bum hole smells beautiful then your poo smells beautiful too?

I think a pp mentioned earlier about themed scented loo roll.
I think a sun lotion/sea/olive oil/sangria/aeroplane mix scented loo roll will soothe people who didn't get chance to go abroad this year.
Who needs holidays when you have holiday smell wafting from your nether regions? 😂

@MrsToothyBitch that's fucking hilarious

Just shows South Park's Chef was ahead of his time, what with his Chocolate Salty Balls......maybe the product development bods were having a little rewatch and struck inspiration.

I quite like the coconut smelling stuff but DS2 keeps complaining it's too slippery which I hadn't twigged until this thread....my downstairs loo smells great though!

There was a Mr Hanky the Christmas poo at South Park if memory serves...

Thrush is starting
In my privates
I can't sit down
It's not fun

Tis the season
For scented hygiene products
Merry Christmas Every Bum

Scented pine cones
Christmas frosting
Candy cookies
When I guff

Twilight yule logs
Mistletoe and Holly
Christmas itching
In my muff

I'm gonna see the GP tonight
Gonna log into Zoom
Show them my minge on the screen
And give the doc a fright

Scent of magic,
Stingy bumhole,
Mulled wine biscuits
When I crap

Figgy pudding
Coming from the toilet
Fungus gathering
In my flaps

(woo!)

Gonna get down with DH tonight
He's got some lube
Pessary goes on the end
I hope he gets it right

Make a list for
Father Christmas
Got my paper, got my pen
Santa baby
All I want for Christmas?
King sized box of
Canesten

Thrush is starting
In my privates
I can't sit down
It's not fun

Tis the season
For scented hygiene products
Merry Christmas Every Bum

Ooooo Merry Christmas Every Bum

I dont mind my bumhole smelling of christmas as long as it's clean.

Ooh I definitely want my bum hole to smell of Christmas. Thanks for starting this post, I'll keep a look out!

Have you ever stopped to consider how the poor bum hole feels?! It has to quite literally put up with all the crap throughout the year, while the rest of your body is no doubt luxuriating in lotions, body spray, perfume....etc etc....

Would it really be such a hardship to give it a little festive pampering?! After all, bum holes have rights too!

I for one will be buying this highly delightful product, content in the knowledge i'll be giving my hole some much needed holiday cheer!!

If in the unfortunate event thrush happens to ensue, i'll just use the remainder to line our gerbils cages. Win win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Canesten are missing a trick here. They should do some sort of loo roll too with a witty slogan like 'for after you buy scented bog roll for your tush, we take care of your thrush'

@Harls1969 why thank you

@Lofari - I feel a holly bush pun could tie in well there

On the twelfth day of itch-mas,
my loo roll gave to me:
Twelve pessaries fizzing,
'Leven prescriptions costing,
Ten salves not soothing,
Nine pees a-burning,
Eight cheeks a-blistering ,
Seven nights of scratching,
Six flaps a-stinging,
Five firey rings!
Four cystitis bouts,
Three thrush outbreaks,
Two still foul farts,
And a mulled wine scented bathroom- lovely!

This thread is brilliant

Haven’t laughed so much in ages ...keep up the good work..the tears are running down my face pass the toilet roll...loved the dog sniffing for a biscuit treat ..brilliant brilliant brilliant well done to all.x

I also would like my bum to smell of Christmas! Looking forward to the the Easter version!