AIBU to not want my bumhole to smell of Christmas.

[ChocolateCherrybomb]

Looking through the bog roll page on the Asda site.

There's this.

ASDA Shades Warm Vanilla and Sugar Cane Toilet Roll 9 Rolls

………Shades Limited Edition Warm Vanilla & Sugar Cane. Every embossed sheet is enriched with a beautiful balm and the core infused with a warm and wintery fragrance.

AIBU to not want my arsehole to smell of Christmas butter cookies.

I don't fancy the coconut one much either, come to think of it.

I already use body wash with cocoa butter in it.

Don't want to smell like I have been doing unspeakable things with a bounty neither.

Ah that explains it OH bought some scented shea butter loo rolls. I got thrush with cystitis kicking in had to see gp. Fast forward a few months later I got it again, have not really been right since the loo roll incident.

Just as a matter of interest, what do you want it to smell of?

I want Christmas to smell of my bumhole. Maybe I could aim lower and get the May bank holiday to smell like it instead.

Full marks to Asda for trying to upsell, but not for me.

I prefer an Easter themed bumhole

@Eaumyword

Genius thread, bravo! I must want mine to smell of Christmas as I'm still on the hunt for a Christmassy smelling soap, so...🙊

How about this?

www.scottishfinesoaps.com/products/winter-spruce-luxury-wrapped-soap?_pos=1&_sid=eadadf49b&_ss=scottishfinesoaps

Take any loo rolls you can get.

I love Christmas but I draw the line at a festive scented bumhole.

Although I might not say to no pumpkin spice.

@ChocolateCherrybomb

Looking through the bog roll page on the Asda site.

There's this.

ASDA Shades Warm Vanilla and Sugar Cane Toilet Roll 9 Rolls

………Shades Limited Edition Warm Vanilla & Sugar Cane. Every embossed sheet is enriched with a beautiful balm and the core infused with a warm and wintery fragrance.

AIBU to not want my arsehole to smell of Christmas butter cookies.

Scented bog roll is all kinds of wrong!

Over the lockdown, the only stuff left was scented. I had an irritated balloon knot for days!

If my arsehole was irritated, god knows how Mrs PCs flange felt!!

Better than poo I suppose

Have you done the scratch and sniff test yet?

@Eckhart

Just as a matter of interest, what do you want it to smell of?

I suppose I should say dick but I'm not keen on intruders at the rear of my premises so smelling of freshly washed skin is my preference.

So... when (and not ‘if’) you fart there’s a built in air freshener?

Genius.

I’ve voted YABU just for the hell of it. Deck the holes with boughs of holly, I say.

@redcarbluecar

I’ve voted YABU just for the hell of it. Deck the holes with boughs of holly, I say.

Fucking hell that would hurt when you sat down!

I also got sent the Asda coconut one as a sub, it’s horrific. I am practically licking raw chicken in the hope of triggering a bout of d&v to get through it quicker.

What next, tampons infused with the aroma of pigs in blankets?

The world’s gone mad, I tell you.

@ChocolateCherrybomb

I don't fancy the coconut one much either, come to think of it.

I already use body wash with cocoa butter in it.

Don't want to smell like I have been doing unspeakable things with a bounty neither.

Mars bars, surely are the only acceptable confectionery to stick in unspeakable places

More options for anyone who just wants to wash with it:

www.thebodyshop.com/en-gb/body/soaps/festive-berry-soap/p/p003728
thesomersettoiletryco.co.uk/product/christmas-carols-hand-wash-nordic-spruce/

I got thrush just reading that.

I'd buy Pigs in Blankets tampons.. who could resist

THRUSH.

That is all.

My arsehole smells of Christmas
My fanny smells of Yule
My husband wants the wrinkles out
So he rubs cinnamon on his tool.

@Sparklesocks

I prefer an Easter themed bumhole

Hmmm...

Daffodils
Bunny rabbits
Little fluffy chicks
And holy dead dude.

Sounds good.