AIBU to not want my bumhole to smell of Christmas.

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Looking through the bog roll page on the Asda site.

There's this.

ASDA Shades Warm Vanilla and Sugar Cane Toilet Roll 9 Rolls

………Shades Limited Edition Warm Vanilla & Sugar Cane. Every embossed sheet is enriched with a beautiful balm and the core infused with a warm and wintery fragrance.

AIBU to not want my arsehole to smell of Christmas butter cookies.

Yabvu, I would love my butthole to smell of Christmas cookies!

Aldi's 'luxury' loo roll comes scented with coconut and irritates me down below. As one who is prone to cystitis, I can do without this! So it goes into DH's bathroom. (We are lucky to have one each.)

All this talked of your backside smelling of anything. Surely it’s up to someone else to tell you?

Even when I was young and very nimble I don’t think I could get me nose close to my but.

One fart and the sweet smell of cookies is wiped out...🚽💩🧻🍪😍💨😱😠

Surely if a bumhole is to smell festive it at least should have a whiff of baby jesus and some camels.

This is fantastic 😆

Bum holes make me feel quite unwell

I can imagine family gatherings in years to come...everyone knows smells bring back memories, Play-doh - childhood, Cut grass- first snog, mince-pie, Mums Bum!
Delish!

Om fucking god I love this. Am going to order some right now.
My boyf has recently started liking a bit bum sex so perhaps fragrant xmas bum sex wilbe on the cards? Bloody good way to distract oneself from all the doom shite in the news.
Thankyou mumsnet!

You’re right why cover up the smell of shite? That said I bet they’d give you thrush?

Oh my god. Are you actually going to say ‘have a sniff - go on! What does that remind you of? Do you need a clue? Fa Lala la la la la la la’

Don’t know about your bum hole OP but I want this toilet paper now ! (Better than the scratchy stuff Christmas Elf brought with a picture of Santa on the loo) 😂

Depends how good your sex life is 😉

This thread has made me feel so Christmassy!
I bought some baubles from the garden centre yesterday*
*Not a euphemism, lol

@BreconBeBuggered
My old retriever (RIP) would've been incapable of keeping his snout out if a sweetly scented arse walked by!

Sphincter roasting like an open fire
I can't even wear pantyhose
Yule regret using scented loo roll
The smell doesn't just go up your nose

Just imagine going for your smear test after using Xmas scented loo roll........Nurse later on her tea break says '" I know it's a bit early but I don't half fancy some Christmas cake." 😂😂

Or your partner going down on you and halfway they pop up and say "ooh you smell like the yankee candle shop".

@TracyBeakerSoYeah

Just imagine going for your smear test after using Xmas scented loo roll........Nurse later on her tea break says '" I know it's a bit early but I don't half fancy some Christmas cake." 😂😂

😂😂😀

I can't even use coloured, or patterned, toilet paper, because it brings me out in a painful rash. Scented toilet paper sounds like hell. I actually winced just thinking about it.

Chuck in the raging thrush that'll cause and you can have an entire crotch smelling like a bakery selling cookies and bread.

I needed this thread tonight, I feel a lot chirpier now

Although it does remind me of the time I had an allergic reaction to loo roll. I thought I'd never be able to sit down again.

I prefer mine to smell of St Swithin's Day but chacun à son goût...

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