My MIL keeps asking if we have had sex 🤢

Tink2007 · 2020-08-21T13:16:38+00:00

Literally as in the title. I’m due our baby soon and she has asked three times in the last week if husband (her son) and I have had sex yet. Now personally it creeps me out being asked that and makes sex the last thing I want to do and husband has told her it’s weird her asking to which she just laughed and said “you’re my son”. She has asked again today and it is just weirding me out. She never asked with any of our other children 🤢

Toomboom · 21/08/2020 14:19

Next time she asks, put it back on her and ask her the last time she had sex!
Nothing whatsoever to do with her. I would never dream of asking my children or their partners when they last had sex.

formerbabe · 21/08/2020 14:21

Genuine question...do you think she could perhaps have some form of dementia? Just seems odd that she never asked this before and has now started.

SilverYellow · 21/08/2020 14:21

I am horrified.

That is not appropriate.. I'd say to her that it makes me very uncomfortable and not to ask again. If she did, I'd have serious words.

Winterwoollies · 21/08/2020 14:22

That is creepy as fuck. Why is she asking?! Because it could bring on labour?? Either way she needs to get her nose out of your vagina. Nosey, inappropriate old bint.

SleepingStandingUp · 21/08/2020 14:23

Have you asked her why she wants to know? By way of challenging her, not saying she can justify it

ToffeePennie · 21/08/2020 14:23

“Hey Gladys, dunno if you noticed but Dave’s got a bent dink. Next time you shag Graham, can you check his for me? I know you’re really concerned about this kind of stuff, so I’ll be ringing every night to check.”
That should shut her up.

Issantagettingbusy · 21/08/2020 14:24

Stop answering her calls. When she eventually catches up with you say you have been shagging and had your phone off.

Nanny0gg · 21/08/2020 14:24

Is she asking as it's supposed to bring on labour?

You or your DH needs to tell her she's being very inappropriate and to mind her own bloody business!

RaspberryRuff · 21/08/2020 14:24

YANBU, how bloody weird!

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Tink2007 · 21/08/2020 14:24

@Winterwoollies

That is creepy as fuck. Why is she asking?! Because it could bring on labour?? Either way she needs to get her nose out of your vagina. Nosey, inappropriate old bint.

Yes, she thinks it will bring on labour.

Honestly I’ve never felt so uncomfortable in all my life - her saying it is making me imagine a future life as a nun.

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ClaraJude · 21/08/2020 14:24

I would DIE if my MIL ever asked me this. Not that she ever would, because she’s not a weird old bat.

Next time say ‘we did indeed, but sadly 6 consecutive orgasms thanks to your son’s incredible skill at cunnilingus followed by an hour of reverse cowgirl and a session on the sex swing doesn’t seem to have done the trick. We’re going to try doggy and a spot of pegging tonight, I’ll let you know afterwards how we get on.’

Brokensunrise · 21/08/2020 14:24

For what reason is she asking? Something to do with baby/labour?

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Tink2007 · 21/08/2020 14:25

@ClaraJude

I would DIE if my MIL ever asked me this. Not that she ever would, because she’s not a weird old bat.

Next time say ‘we did indeed, but sadly 6 consecutive orgasms thanks to your son’s incredible skill at cunnilingus followed by an hour of reverse cowgirl and a session on the sex swing doesn’t seem to have done the trick. We’re going to try doggy and a spot of pegging tonight, I’ll let you know afterwards how we get on.’

You know what, I might well copy this and send it to her 🤣

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premiumshoes · 21/08/2020 14:25

I would have straight up pointed out the obvious and ignored the connection with stimulation of labour

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Tink2007 · 21/08/2020 14:26

@Issantagettingbusy

Stop answering her calls. When she eventually catches up with you say you have been shagging and had your phone off.

She’s getting me on messages. Hubby got it on the phone and he told her it was wholly inappropriate.

Clearly the message wasn’t received in her head that we don’t like it.

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Justmuddlingalong · 21/08/2020 14:26

Tell her only anal and there's no proof it brings on labour.

UserFriendly14 · 21/08/2020 14:27

@Toomboom

Next time she asks, put it back on her and ask her the last time she had sex! Nothing whatsoever to do with her. I would never dream of asking my children or their partners when they last had sex.

Agreed. You need to ask her the last time they’ve had sex and/or if she has any tips. It’ll soon stop.

(Currently 36 weeks pregnant myself and I will be doing this if there are any similar questions!)

ConkerGame · 21/08/2020 14:28

YANBU that is awful!

RaspberryRuff · 21/08/2020 14:29

@ClaraJude

I would DIE if my MIL ever asked me this. Not that she ever would, because she’s not a weird old bat.

Next time say ‘we did indeed, but sadly 6 consecutive orgasms thanks to your son’s incredible skill at cunnilingus followed by an hour of reverse cowgirl and a session on the sex swing doesn’t seem to have done the trick. We’re going to try doggy and a spot of pegging tonight, I’ll let you know afterwards how we get on.’

Brilliant 🤣

ChinUpChestOut · 21/08/2020 14:29

"Well I gave DH a blowjob last night, does that count?"

Ought to shut her up.

annie987 · 21/08/2020 14:31

I’d say yes and describe a really rampant session in great detail!! Should shut her up!

JammyHands · 21/08/2020 14:32

I’d tell her ‘mind your own fucking business you old pervert.’

YetAnotherSpartacus · 21/08/2020 14:32

Yes, she thinks it will bring on labour

Ah. I thought she meant initially, in which case 'Hell no, we're virgins and our baby is the Messiah' is the only come-back.

WitchWife · 21/08/2020 14:32

Lordy don’t ask her, she might tell you.

I’d be tempted to say “Yes, it didn’t work with him but I’m going to try with the postman tomorrow morning and hope that does the trick.”

WitchWife · 21/08/2020 14:33

@YetAnotherSpartacus