To only vacuum twice weekly?

[BadEyeBri]

Just reading another thread and someone mentioned vacuuming 3 (!) times a day. How often do y'all vacuum? Twice weekly in my house. I know we are lazy but it's grand, no one has died (yet?). I'm fairly sure there's nothing that will make me up my vacuuming levels either 
Am I a full on dirty mare leading my poor DH into a life of squalor and disease? AIBU in not vacuuming more????

@MovinOnUp I also done the experiment on Saturday after reading this thread. I left it the full day and planned to leave it all day Sunday then my mum came round and saw the mess and hoovered for me . She thought she was doing me a favour she often helps me have a tidy up before we go out so I don't have to come home to a messy house (I have a hurricane toddler and struggle to keep the place tidy with her).

@FedUpofLockdown123 I wish someone would hoover for me :) It's my most hated job.
My new hoover is an upright shark which is quite heavy and painful for me to manoeuvre (joint conditions & fibro) So I bang on 'I want to break free' and pretend I'm Freddie Mercury to make it bearable.

I did have a lightweight cordless dyson which I found easy to use but it gave up the ghost, No way would it cope with current pet hair levels.
I really want a robot vacuum.