To only vacuum twice weekly?

[BadEyeBri]

Just reading another thread and someone mentioned vacuuming 3 (!) times a day. How often do y'all vacuum? Twice weekly in my house. I know we are lazy but it's grand, no one has died (yet?). I'm fairly sure there's nothing that will make me up my vacuuming levels either 
Am I a full on dirty mare leading my poor DH into a life of squalor and disease? AIBU in not vacuuming more????

My sister is single, no pets or kids, and her house stays immaculate. Until my ds comes to stay . He left pizza sauce handprints and smears in some random places, last time he stayed.

Is there an extreme reason you can’t hoover every day??

I find it exceedingly boring - that's a good enough reason for me

I've never managed to find a decent vacuum cleaner. Any suggestions? Not a Dyson - ime they fall to bits.

Shark lift away is excellent.

We probably don’t even do it once a week I have older kids and no pets, DH is put at work all day I m out with the kids all day as it’s school holidays I don’t see why it needs doing more frequently. When it’s not school holidays I WFH in the dining room DH is at work and the kids are at school. Other than a bit of dust our house doesn’t really get dirty as we are never in and I m not spending any more of my downtime cleaning other than the absolute necessities. We don’t have adult guests and I highly doubt the kids guests aged 10 and 12 are running their fingers over my skirting boards to check my cleaning skills 😂

Just looked at Shark Lift. Though many love it, some say it's the worst vacuum cleaner ever!

I feel like all I ever fucking do is hoover. I'm sick of it. My house is tiled. I have a cordless vacuum and ten minutes later I can see fluff and dust etc. Drives me crazy.

We have three kids and three cats, a daily Hoover is essential for us. I wait until after dinner when they’re all winding down a bit and less likely to destroy my efforts

If your place only needs it twice weekly, then that’s awesome. When the kids were younger it was a couple of times a day. One of them went on a residential for three days and I think I hoovered once during that time really I suppose it depends on your individual household and who/what lives there!

My DH does a thorough vacuum of the whole house every fortnight and I do the kitchen and living room with a cordless vacuum when it needs it, maybe every 3-4 days.

I aim for once a week. but currently it's one if dc chores to keep them off screens so twice a week currently.
if I had pets it would be necessary to do more often.

I find it boring and the noise means I can't listen to podcasts.

Hoover everyday here, except maybe the odd day we've been away and not home till late - but with 3 dc under 5 here, a furry dog & cat who cast like mad we couldn't get away with not hoovering pre dc and pets though it was definitely once a week if even that

I would vacuum at least twice a day, simply because I have a husky who is shedding at the moment and every time she stands up, she leaves a pile behind her. I'm also constantly out with the dustpan and brush.

Once a weekish. I sweep the hard wood kitchen floor more often, but I do have 2 dogs and the kitchen opens into the garden.

The main living area once or twice a day (very messy toddler) the rest of the house as and when it needs it so once a week maybe.

Once a week downstairs and upstairs every fortnight. At the weekend. We both work full work time and I refuse to spend more than one weekend morning cleaning so something has to give. We have a crumb catcher for a quick clean after meals if required.

Oh forgot, dustpan and brush for quickly brushing up hairs if and when required in between hoovering.

Upstairs gets done once a week usually, downstairs at least once a day. Have a very fluffy cat and 4 dc who love to make things crummy

My hetty is constantly plugged in. I have 3 teens and one non shedding dog.
I must hoover twice a day but interestingly, my house never seems clean. I’m known as the slovenly one in my friend group

I hoover every morning to start my day and often evening too after the kids have finished dinner.
Then once a week with the house clean I do a ‘big hoover’ (behind sofas/beds, under units, moving toy boxes)
I can’t stand ‘bits’ on the floor or specks in the carpet.

Every day, living room and kitchen. We have four cats who shed. Twice a week upstairs. And little handheld vaccuum a couple of times a day as needed for crumbs etc. I like the floors to be clean.

Crikey! 3 times a day! Wow! Stairs get done once or twice a week.

We have hard wood flooring through the rest of the house.

Swept daily downstairs and once or twice a week upstairs

Every day but only because I have a hairy dog.

I would LOVE to hoover twice a week!

Once or twice a day but I have 4 young children

I vacuum when it looks like it needs it tbh. I hate housework so I’m definitely not someone who keeps a meticulous cleaning schedule and basically do everything on a need basis! I’m not even ashamed!