To clean with boobs out?

[CleaningCleavageCringe]

NC for this absolutely mortified.

Got up after a night shift yesterday and cracked on with some cleaning which I think is impressive in itself. Didn't see the point in getting dressed only to get all sweaty so kept my PJs on, which for me is PJ bottoms and a strap top.

Anyway, day off today and had a note through the door saying
"Can you please dress more appropriately for activities like cleaning. My husband and I were very uncomfortable with your display yesterday "

Now, admittedly I am very well endowed in the boob area (100% not a stealth boast, they literally get on my tits and I'm hoping to have a reduction once we've finished having kids) and the girls did pop out a few times. It wasnt a very supportive or concealing top as it's been retired from my wardrobe and relegated to the pajama drawer. 😳

I am absolutely mortified and want to find a way to apologise, but the note was anonymous!

DH fell about laughing and said that I have every right to dress how I wish in my own home and if they don't like looking at me they have every right to look away.

Thing is though, I'm now thinking of all the times I've wandered around naked after a shower waiting for cream to soak in or fake tan to dry! I've never thought twice about it!

The shame. The deep deep shame.

the girls did pop out a few times.

It's like a Carry On film.

OP stick a note through their door saying “I suggest that if you are uncomfortable watching something, you stop watching it.”

The only weird thing here is that you hoover your curtains!

You what? Somebody had the nerve to complain that you were wearing PJs in your own house? Just because you have large breasts?! Well....fuck them!

@Bishybarnybee your post made me laugh! OP I think it's awful that someone would make you feel embarrassed about something you were doing in your own home, nosy feckers.
Not understanding why people say this is made up, why would anyone make up a thread? I'm quite new to Mumsnet but that just seems strange to me

I’d do it topless next time 😂

@Dahlietta

the girls did pop out a few times.

It's like a Carry On film.

Isn't it just. Or 'Confessions of A Window Cleaner'

Haha, love this! Ignore them OP. As a large-titted lady myself, I’ve also had the ladies escape every now and then. Your house, your rules. They don’t have to look

Ponders how to introduce star jumps into cleaning routine

[quote daisychain1620]@Bishybarnybee your post made me laugh! OP I think it's awful that someone would make you feel embarrassed about something you were doing in your own home, nosy feckers.
Not understanding why people say this is made up, why would anyone make up a thread? I'm quite new to Mumsnet but that just seems strange to me[/quote]
You really are new. 😂

Well that's new! My thread was instantly censored. MN must be censoring swearwords now.

That's not very Mumsnet, now, is it?

@holidayplanningnewbie

Well that's new! My thread was instantly censored. MN must be censoring swearwords now.

That's not very Mumsnet, now, is it?

What,you can't fucking swear?

@katy1213

I think you need to up your game and get some tassels!

I agree. The only option now is escalation. Bring out the strapping!

@holidayplanningnewbie

Well that's new! My thread was instantly censored. MN must be censoring swearwords now.

That's not very Mumsnet, now, is it?

I was wondering what happened with your post! How did it get reported and hidden so quickly? MN don’t censor swearing so it can’t be that.

I'm with your DH on this one, specially seeing as you have a 1st floor flat.

It's reminded me of one of my late mother's favourite jokes (she was an Edinburgh woman, so you have to imagine the action unfolding in Morningside). Woman phones police to complain about a bloke in the tenament opposite exposing himself. Policeman arrives, says "I really can't see into his flat at all from here." Woman replies "Well, you have to stand on a chair on a table..."

Fucking

@PainfulMemory they were dusty and I CBA to wash them.

@holidayplanningnewbie you can swear as fucking much as you want on my fucking thread

@TheQueef perhaps I'll get DH a gimp mask

I think it automatically hid the word troll!

But it didn't for mine... troll hunting?

Now you know, don't do it again. Just because it's your home, doesn't mean it's ok to go around naked in the knowledge that the neighbours can see and don't like it (not saying you did this).

If you did know where there are, you could send a note saying you are a sex worker and why would they want to watch you working???