To clean with boobs out?

[CleaningCleavageCringe]

NC for this absolutely mortified.

Got up after a night shift yesterday and cracked on with some cleaning which I think is impressive in itself. Didn't see the point in getting dressed only to get all sweaty so kept my PJs on, which for me is PJ bottoms and a strap top.

Anyway, day off today and had a note through the door saying
"Can you please dress more appropriately for activities like cleaning. My husband and I were very uncomfortable with your display yesterday "

Now, admittedly I am very well endowed in the boob area (100% not a stealth boast, they literally get on my tits and I'm hoping to have a reduction once we've finished having kids) and the girls did pop out a few times. It wasnt a very supportive or concealing top as it's been retired from my wardrobe and relegated to the pajama drawer. 😳

I am absolutely mortified and want to find a way to apologise, but the note was anonymous!

DH fell about laughing and said that I have every right to dress how I wish in my own home and if they don't like looking at me they have every right to look away.

Thing is though, I'm now thinking of all the times I've wandered around naked after a shower waiting for cream to soak in or fake tan to dry! I've never thought twice about it!

The shame. The deep deep shame.

@holidayplanningnewbie censored again!!!

whispers they're watching yoooou

A-ha! Got it.

The last bit said:

Why do you think everyone wants to hear about your troll hunting. Why don't you go hang out on [REDACTED] intead.

This was censored.

REDACTED = the name of the reddit board where they discuss trolling over here.

Sorry to derail your thread OP!

Nope. Clearly it's just you, @holidayplanningnewbie

Sign up in the window "stop watching me you perverts"

@holidayplanningnewbie that makes sense. I can go now. How interesting though!!

Only fair to see if dh gets the same complaint although to see if it works he must clean the whole house.

I'd be getting the ironing board out and stand there ironing everything I own in the window, wearing the same pj's!

Agreeing that this thread is familiar, isn't troll hunting either OP.

It's sailing pretty close to the wind, however.

@holidayplanningnewbie not at all, I love a good mystery. Ace detective work, all figured out.

-at least that's what THEY want you to think--

Congrats OP you and your boobs have made Mumsnet twitter...

I'd find out who it is and tell them if they don't like it then they have to stop looking at you while you are going about your business in your own home.

@mumsiedarlingrevolta and the THs THAT is why I name changed.

Please post a picture of the note..I love stuff like this

I think someone's husband has been "admiring the view" and she's jealous

Do it again!

"I can get a great view if I lie on top of the wardrobe in the kids room"

Thanks for this thread @CleaningCleavageCringe Laughing at (most of) the responses has really lifted the "black dog" from my shoulders! 🍷

Nosy sods shouldn't be staring in your house!

Clean naked tomorrow.

😂 this reminds be of a neighbour unused to have who lived one street down. Our gardens backed into each other and every Saturday morning she would clean down the bathroom fully naked wiping windows/shower screens ext with real vigour. Tits swinging on full display to the neighbours.

Its when I learned that frosted glass gives literally no privacy whatsoever.

It used to make DH and me laugh every time . We used to call her titty swinger. 😂

Next month week, when you clean, do the windows, Wax on Wax off Miyagi style.

@CleaningCleavageCringe
Your DH is certainly a keeper ! , i love the idea of you both synchronised semi naked cleaning
As for the neighbours , can you find a picture that looks a a bit like boobs ( two cup cakes with cherries on ? ? ) and stick it in the window they saw you in and see how incensed they get then post the pic to them with a note saying Moi ? done something wrong ? ohh noooo !

In the mean while , your house , your cleaning , your clothes, your rules !

Unless... they enjoyed it and this is all some very clever reverse psychology

Oh my that made me laugh!!!!!!!!!

Sorry OP but .

Wear what you like in your own home.

Put a note on the window that says, "Stop looking you perverts."

And I am very impressed that you were cleaning too. I can't be arsed half the time.