Irritated, irritable and irritating. AIBU to be tolerant in RL and tell them to get fucked on this thread.

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IABU. Unreasonable and I know it.

I am just so fucking irritated at the moment. Everything is grinding my gears. DD's constant fucking exercising, DS leaving his shit everywhere, DH's following me around and just fucking breathing everywhere.
I am being a model of kindness and tolerance but I do wish every bastard one of them would fuck off.

And face timing my DGM97 every day at exactly 6pm to watch her slowly lose her shit (she's been in lockdown for 6 weeks already) and become unkempt is horrendous. Arguing with her for hours about politics (she lives for these debates and asks for robust challenging - good for her mh she says) is exhausting. I just want to lie down, I don't care what Mark fucking Steel is saying today - he can get fucked too.

My mean GD97 who has been living in isolation for 40 years and never wanted a visit or call but suddenly needs the warmth and kindness of his family - well the women in his family, and I am especially sought after as the busiest person. Fuck you mean old man, you are alone for a reason! you made your miserable lonely bed now lie in it!

My normally sane DM is in full lunatic mode, needing constant love and reassurance, leave me alone! I am your child! What about me! Why not rind one of my many bastarding twat brothers. And stop cooking for 12-18 people - there are only 2 of you there - that's why you're getting so fat - not stress hormones.

My tribe of idiot brothers who all refused to accept there was any problem and spouted full Trump rhetoric until my DGM's neighbour died and then had massive mantrums demanding I send them all food. Get fucked!
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I love these people so very much. I also loved my small business and working, and being on my own a bit. I care so much, but I want a break and a vent. So here, in the safety of MN, I will tell them all to get fucked.

Thank you, I feel so much better now.

Can I join in? I’m fucking fed up to the back teeth of watching true crime documentaries with DH. If I watch anymore I swear I’ll take some of the info and do the fucker in, whilst being forensically aware and maintaining social distancing guidelines. I’m fed up with my DD FaceTiming me at 9 am when I’ve told her I’m not getting to sleep until 5am. Im fed up with having to pretend that I really enjoy talking to her when i want to cry from lack of sleep. I’m fed up with her moaning that the baby is crying. Well yeah. He’s a fucking baby. And her back yard is too small. And her gas bill is too high and by the way can she come round and pick up some tuna because Asda didn’t have any. NO. I told you to go shopping weeks ago and you went to the corner shop and bought 17 bags of crisps. I’m fed up with my DM telling me about her stupid friends who think that it’s fine to go on walks together and literally acting like a spoiled teenager when I advise her not to join them. And as for my son....he has turned into a moaning whinging sloth. I feel sorry for his poor girlfriend having to put up with the lazy, miserable son of a bitch. And as for me? I’m fed up with the constant fucking anxiety crushing the life and happiness out of me. I’m fed up with wanting to cry at the drop of a hat and I’m certainly pissed off with myself at the amount of fucking snacks I’m getting through. Thank fuck I can’t bake.

@carriebreadshaw I despise facetime. Zoom can get fucked. Skype can piss right off. I can't sit there like that, I just can't. DGM deserves it, everyone else can fuck off.

I suggest now is an excellent time to start couch to 5k. It starts with a warm up 5 min walk - away from the house - where one can just be alone then to keep walking and/or hide. I have put the audible app on my phone and merrily go off for a ‘run’ and then walk for my exercise whilst listening to an audio book. Alone.

The fucking breathing... 😠😠😠

Arghhhhh!!!!!!!!! I've been shouting all day fuck knows what the neighbours think. I brought my partner a new headset and Xbox controller now he won't do anything fucking else. He's up all night and his "mates" just find stuff for him to do. Go away!!! Leave me the fuck alone! He's not gonna help with the house work or anything else because of a sodding gaming event. Well I won't be around to keep you company when you get bored!!! Oh wait I fucking have to I'm trapped with this shitty manchild!!!!

@Morporkia - I hear you sister! Stand tall and tell them to get fucked. This part of your post particularly resonated with me "I swear I'll.......do the fucker in". You speak for many of us. Deep breaths. deep breaths.

ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!! He's started making hand farting noises!!!!!!

@Auridon4life make your own meals and sit and eat them with a lovely glass of wine. When he asks where his is say "Oh hi, sorry, I was wondering who you were and what you were doing here but didn't want to seem rude". Then have a bath and tell him to get fucked.

YANBU, OP.

I wish everyone would just get to FUCK!!! I am normally the most placid, easygoing, patient, tolerant person ever, but I’m ready to explode and tell them all to fuck off out of my sight and not come back!!

Seriously considering changing the locks while they go out for their daily exercise!

DS is just eating everything in sight and making a fucking mess everywhere, DH is twattering in about working from home three days a week when he goes back to work, NO, fuck off to the office, I don’t want you under my fucking feet, leaving a trail of crumbs and spilt tea every bastard where!

No, just fucking NO!!!!

I'm gonna send him to the shop and drink vodka and listen to some jazz

Today I am pretending to be still asleep. We have a spare room that I often go into when I’m particularly insomniacy so every time DH leaves front room and comes upstairs I fling the quilt over my head and lie perfectly still. If I can’t see him he won’t know I’m there 😂😂

@Auridon4life tell him real champs do the underarm fart or the under knee fart. I know because I work with 6YO's.

We're supposed to sit and watch fucking End Game at 6pm. That can get fucked for starters. I need to be at least half cut to get thru it.
DH, the twat, has just announced he's going to be DD's new fitness coach despite never having played netball and knowing nothing about it.
What a fucking joke.
I am running the deepest bath in the world and pouring ALL the epsom salts in just to know how it feels to be alive again.

And there are PEOPLE in my house. People everywhere.

I hear you, sister.

Fuck shit farty arse bollocks. I need to get up and go to the toilet. Which means HE will hear me and start asking when I’m going to get up. I do t want to get up. I want to fester in my out of misery. Although tbf I just heard him clean the kitchen he may have already started dinner. And I’m peckish.

@FreezerBird and they are so fucking big, all glowing clear skin and muscular thighs. Fuck off teenagers! I am the smallest person in my house by some margin. I intend to gain status by gaining mass, like Henry VIII. I will literally throw my weight around if need be.

Pit of misery not out. ADD A FUCKING EDIT BUTTON MUMSNET

Thanks this has helped abit thought I was being over dramatic

Can I join in.... I just want to be on my fucking own for a bit. I want to just make my own single drink, eat in peace and to kids to stop fucking arguing.
I want my 15 year old to do some fucking homework for more than an hour without me nagging them to death, before eventually ending up shouting. I want to be able to get on with my own fucking work without being interrupted 10,000 times about a homework experiment or some other pointless shit that will never be marked by school. Yes I am in a foul mood.

Permission to give the reply I wanted to give when I was "named and shamed" on the village FB group yesterday please.

@Cheerbear23 - love the irony of your name sister, and I hear you! I work as a fucking maths tutor part time and still CBA to motivate the year 10 and 12 bastards. DS is working very hard but DD is working on her abs, not her algebra. Fuck it, not my problem, I did very well in my GCSE's despite having to share a bed with 2 brothers and work 40 hrs a week on F's farm. So fuck it all. (for today)

I bought a hot tub, and am living outside as much as possible. Husband and child don’t like it as much, so it’s like my magic circle. They think I love it - actually, not as much as they think
But sometimes husband says, “I thought I’d bring a drink out and sit on the deck with you”.
FUCK OFF.

Oh for some alone time and some peace & quiet. I'M NOT BORED mainly because I've still got lots of shit to do.

You may breathe. But stop with the sighing.

@trappedsincesundaymorn I am sat waiting in eager anticipation of what you want to say to those nosy bastards.

@Auridon4life - I feel over dramatic for the first time in my life. And my life has had much drama - but I am at the end of my frickin tether here.