Irritated, irritable and irritating. AIBU to be tolerant in RL and tell them to get fucked on this thread.

[fuckinghellthisshit]

IABU. Unreasonable and I know it.

I am just so fucking irritated at the moment. Everything is grinding my gears. DD's constant fucking exercising, DS leaving his shit everywhere, DH's following me around and just fucking breathing everywhere.
I am being a model of kindness and tolerance but I do wish every bastard one of them would fuck off.

And face timing my DGM97 every day at exactly 6pm to watch her slowly lose her shit (she's been in lockdown for 6 weeks already) and become unkempt is horrendous. Arguing with her for hours about politics (she lives for these debates and asks for robust challenging - good for her mh she says) is exhausting. I just want to lie down, I don't care what Mark fucking Steel is saying today - he can get fucked too.

My mean GD97 who has been living in isolation for 40 years and never wanted a visit or call but suddenly needs the warmth and kindness of his family - well the women in his family, and I am especially sought after as the busiest person. Fuck you mean old man, you are alone for a reason! you made your miserable lonely bed now lie in it!

My normally sane DM is in full lunatic mode, needing constant love and reassurance, leave me alone! I am your child! What about me! Why not rind one of my many bastarding twat brothers. And stop cooking for 12-18 people - there are only 2 of you there - that's why you're getting so fat - not stress hormones.

My tribe of idiot brothers who all refused to accept there was any problem and spouted full Trump rhetoric until my DGM's neighbour died and then had massive mantrums demanding I send them all food. Get fucked!
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I love these people so very much. I also loved my small business and working, and being on my own a bit. I care so much, but I want a break and a vent. So here, in the safety of MN, I will tell them all to get fucked.

Thank you, I feel so much better now.

Thanks for just being honest. It's refreshing for those of us feeling the same.

I LOVE your post - it fair made me smile and laugh. You're brilliant OP!

This is good

fuckinghellthisshit

@Cheerbear23 - love the irony of your name sister, and I hear you.

Yes my user name is pissing me right off !!
Literally lost my shit just now as both kids descended into the spare room where I was hiding Out for 5 minutes of peace, and proceeded to start an argument right next to me within 2 seconds. Contemplating locking them outside on the drive and they can carry on arguing outside away from me (light fucking hearted).

Please post in in capitals here trapped and we'll all shout it together hopefully the twats will hear us

Went to the hospital yesterday to have something removed from my ear god that taxi drive back and the sandwich I had outside waiting for the bus were like a mini break

A few tips for mums who want to irritate your teenagers right back is to refer to 'me-mes' rather than memes. Gets them all stressed out. That., and putting the emphasis on the wrong bit of words, like cara-VAN, or deeJAY or wheelCHAIR. That and dancing holding kitchen utensils. Oh and letting your trousers get really low.

I laughed out loud reading this, laughed for the first time in errrr over three weeks i think.

I raise my glass to you OP, keep doing what you do best and dont let the bastards grind you down.

fuckinghellthisshit

well since you asked here goes:

Yes I was in my fucking car with my dad...how else do you suppose we were going to get to my mums funeral you fucking judgemental bitch? Oh and while we're going down the whole "shouldn't be doing that"shit, how about next Thursday when you're outside fucking clapping like a demented seal you don't stand next to your neighbour sharing a fucking cigarette...what you didn't think anyone saw?....well I fucking did and next time it'll be shoved down your big fat gob lit end first, so fuck the fuck off, fuck off some more and then fuck off again.

Ooooh I feel so much better now.

@Auridon4life April 2020, when a medical procedure was preferable to family time

@trappedsincesundaymorn get that on facebook! Hell yeah! You tell that Covidiot nosy parker straight - GET FUCKED!!

demented seal- funniest Mumsnet joke of the month (at least)! It made me laugh and nothing makes me laugh right now

That was a brilliant, world class rant OP! I love the phrase bastarding twat brothers. Once my latest (15th? of the day) cup of tea wears off in a few minutes and I go into irritable mode I'm going to be using it.

thisisgreatsogreat

Glad to be of help.

Oh just now paying for that laugh already-- DS is back to pestering me to go sort out his wardrobe with him!! He is 7 and looovees sorting things out! Him and DH been on a mission lately to sort out EVERY BLOODY CUPBOARD AND DRAWER in this house... all "my" messy kitchen cupboards etc
I'm loving it

I think there is something in the air today. I've have been so positive to my family. No miserable old lady here, tell them I've got lots of food keeping busy all good. Had a hissy fit to one today and cried to another. So the men in white coats are probably on the way, never mind I could do with a rest as I'm so bloody fed up of cooking and DH critiquing my efforts. He's bloody lucky I'm sorting out deliveries, cooking the food and clearing it up. I know he's disabled, I know he's in pain but just once I want it to be all about me.

Well that feels better.

My mam has decided that she needs to phone me every morning at 11am and panics if I don't answer.

I wouldn't mind but she drones on about the most fucking inane stuff that I just do not care about. I'm no interested in what my neighbours are doing, let alone hers. Then she starts moaning about lockdown and I want to scream that her life hasn't changed unlike mine which has been totally fucking derailed.

I'm with you OP, 100%!
I'm not the most tolerant person anyway but at the moment every single thing is getting on my tits. Even the sound of the neighbour wheeling his wheelie bin across the slabs!

DH thou? Jesus. So much noise. Just sighing and sniffing and coughing

I feel your pain. DP has the most irritating nose-blowing noise. It sounds mechanical, like the noise the Waitrose vans make when they're reversing. Fuck only knows how that's even possible.

I've sent to make his signature lasagne, just to get him out of the living room, the noisy fucker.

Yessss I have found my people. DH can FUCK OFF with his bloody breathing and need to drink coffee and sit on his arse. He’s on a week off but I need him to go back to his bloody NHS frontline job so I can go back to worrying about him without him being so...present all the time. And I adore my 3yo but dear god if I have to answer dinosaur questions while I’m on the bog one more time I’ll be carted off in a van. He likes to lean on my knees and talk right in my face. I’M JUST TRYING TO HAVE A SHIT ACTUALLY WILL YOU PLEASE GO AWAY

This is good. I like this thread. I’m going to have a massive glass of wine and cook something complicated for tea so I can hide in the kitchen for longer

@trappedsincesundaymorn I have to agree with fuckinghellthisshit..get it on Facebook and tell the judgemental hypocritical twatwaffle to fuck herself and take her Siggy don end and shove it up her neighbours crack! Fucking cheeky bitch. I’m actually spitting chips on your behalf. And many many condolences on the loss of your mum xxxx

Fucking auto correct can do one as well...soggy dob end..

DH's following me around and just fucking breathing everywhere.

I’ve just come upstairs, muttering, ‘I want to live alone’.

Stop fucking touching me when I’m doing something, and stop eating! I feel like if I stand still for long enough, you’ll eat me too.

The crunching makes me want to hurt you.

And another thing. If DH asks me one more time where I’m going..REALLY? Where the fuck do you think I’m going? For an illicit shag on the beach? It’s one of three places, for fuck sake; the kitchen, the toilet or bed. Dick.