Irritated, irritable and irritating. AIBU to be tolerant in RL and tell them to get fucked on this thread.

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IABU. Unreasonable and I know it.

I am just so fucking irritated at the moment. Everything is grinding my gears. DD's constant fucking exercising, DS leaving his shit everywhere, DH's following me around and just fucking breathing everywhere.
I am being a model of kindness and tolerance but I do wish every bastard one of them would fuck off.

And face timing my DGM97 every day at exactly 6pm to watch her slowly lose her shit (she's been in lockdown for 6 weeks already) and become unkempt is horrendous. Arguing with her for hours about politics (she lives for these debates and asks for robust challenging - good for her mh she says) is exhausting. I just want to lie down, I don't care what Mark fucking Steel is saying today - he can get fucked too.

My mean GD97 who has been living in isolation for 40 years and never wanted a visit or call but suddenly needs the warmth and kindness of his family - well the women in his family, and I am especially sought after as the busiest person. Fuck you mean old man, you are alone for a reason! you made your miserable lonely bed now lie in it!

My normally sane DM is in full lunatic mode, needing constant love and reassurance, leave me alone! I am your child! What about me! Why not rind one of my many bastarding twat brothers. And stop cooking for 12-18 people - there are only 2 of you there - that's why you're getting so fat - not stress hormones.

My tribe of idiot brothers who all refused to accept there was any problem and spouted full Trump rhetoric until my DGM's neighbour died and then had massive mantrums demanding I send them all food. Get fucked!
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I love these people so very much. I also loved my small business and working, and being on my own a bit. I care so much, but I want a break and a vent. So here, in the safety of MN, I will tell them all to get fucked.

Thank you, I feel so much better now.

and my husbands penis seems to be socially distancing which isnt helping either...but he is a key worker so I have to understand he is under strain...err no do something man prefferably me!!!

DH has just come back from his (not bloody long enough) 2-hour walk up yonder hill and is now clanging about in the kitchen and breathing everywhere, making himself a glass of squash. FFS. He's just asked me if I want a cup of tea. No I don't, you twat. If you look a bit closer you will see that I have a cup of tea in my hand already.

He's just informed me that he has trouble remembering what day of the week it is, because all the days are the same. No shit Sherlock.

I drank all the wine Thursday night after a shit day at work

I want to go to the pub, watch footie , smoke secret fags , drink proper pints

I felt very proud of myself when I made him a tea in an espresso mug. Ha fucking ha DH. Genius, spikeypurpleone just genius, I like your style!

Let's get a swear box. £1 for the NHS for every 'fuck' curse posted on here .

I was feeling a it sad that it's just me and the cat and I can't see DP and grown up DS but now I feel #blessed. Thank you all for sharing your pain

DH is currently avoiding me because he attempted to have an argument with me earlier over the fact that I am tired and did not want to point to places in the garden where I want the new plants. I’m apparently ungrateful that he’s offered to plant them! I have no idea why it was suddenly so important to plant them today when he’s shown no interest last few days. It is tempting to dig a fucking great hole drop him in it and put his bastard plants on top 😡 especially if he’s true to form will continue his sulk into this evening

Wow I loved reading that so much it was like soup to the soul!

Normally in our house I am alone from 9am til 4,30 every day working from home. DH works away 5 days a week and the two that he is at home he enjoys fucking off during my working hours to the gym or visit friends or whatever he does.

We're in a country with total lockdown. No daily exercise. No nothing. Fined for sticking your nose out of your own front door.

For five weeks now I have spent my days dashing from pillar to post despite everyone being generally helpful, pulling their weight being cooperative etc which is why I didn't feel entitled to complain, and also why i LOVE and NEEDED this thread!

Home schooling x2, house running, x4 pets, and a cabin fevered husband, plus normal work which is just not happening! Standards and hours are slipping, I cant remember the last time I wasn't DOING something, aside from 5 h sleep each night. Up til the wee hours working for disgruntled clients who still expect me to be at their beck and call, up at the arse crack of dawn with the littlest one. And yet all my family and his are so very happy with DH having been made unemployed and how he cooks and looks after the children while I work.

Alllllll of my family seem to want to call or skype or chat to us and the girls, do quizzes, group chats alllll the time! Why?! We didn't see this much of eachother pre-lockdown! I have nothing new to report and neither does anyone else its just another thing taking up my time and added to my stressful to do list!

Yes grandad I know you were a teacher. Yes grandad I know you think the children should be doing more and have I tried this and why don't I practice that.

Yes auntie, I know youre a closet entrepreneur. Yes I am aware that "in this climate I would be reinventing my business if I were you" but seeing as I haven't got time to schedule taking a shit into my day, I'm going to pass on that one for now!!

The snoring, the night waking, the constant wanting of food, the not being able to have a sodding snack or brew without someone piping up that they want one too

The sodding neighbours whinging about the dog barking during the evening applause

Fuuuuuuuuccckkkkkksssssssaaaaaakkkkeeeeee

loving this. People are so loud! And the breathing!

DD made cakes this morning before going to clean her first ever home which she completed on this week and which she can’t move into because it doesn’t have broadband and she is WFH. She left the kitchen floor covered in sugar. And I can’t vacuum up the sugar because she’s taken the vacuum cleaner to clean her new house. And I can’t say anything because she is so upset about not being able to move into her new house.

Shared with my DH, I'm afraid I found your rant hilarious!

Cunt made fried onions as well. I might just LTB anyway. More fucking crime while we eat sausages. And chewing. And breathing whilst chewing. Prick

Let's get a swear box. £1 for the NHS for every 'fuck' curse posted on here

Can we make it 10p 'cos I've got bills to pay and I'll be skint after 15 minutes if it's £1 per "fuck"....which actually sounded better in my head.

Thank you, thank you, thank you! So funny.

Ah the mental load. Yep I've had enough.

Well that cheered me up 😂😂😂 how dare he breathe everywhere 🤣🤣🤣

I had a go at dh for breathing as soon as I woke up and its gone down hill since.....

Just told DGM about this, these feelings. She hears me loud and clear. We then discussed the "second shift". DGM is wise. We then both got very angry about Matt Hancock and decided to channel all our rage at him, specifically. Get fucked HanCOCK!
I AM GETTING WINE, JUST TRY AND STOP ME YOU FUCKERS.

I take my book with me when I go to the supermarket and sit in the car and read it and then complain about the massive queues when I get home

People in my house. The three people I love most in the world but IN MY HOUSE. ALL THE TIME

I actually relish the 20 minutes or so of queuing outside the supermarket now. It's nearest thing I get to solitude: there are other people there, but I don't know them and they're all at least 2 metres away.

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Your DGM sounds awesome.

MIL has moved in because she lives alone. It's going surprisingly well but she's keep leaving cupboard doors half open. Why?!

We've got a DH's family Messenger thread. The fuckers have all ignored my mention that I've been furloughed. I love my job

Thank you for this post OP. You are my hero

and they are so fucking big, all glowing clear skin and muscular thighs. Fuck off teenagers! I am the smallest person in my house by some margin. I intend to gain status by gaining mass, like Henry VIII. I will literally throw my weight around if need be.

I love this comment, very much. As it is the same here