Where is the worse place you have farted ?

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Mine has to be at work and in front of a customer. I tried to hold it in but it just popped out and was very loud. Luckily the customer burst out laughing and we both ended up with tears in eyes as was quite funny. I apologised and she said was no problem
Where is the worst place you have farted in ?

Bent over putting something in the washing machine at work. Thought I was alone in the small laundry room. Stood up afterwards to find the work experience boy standing there looking awkward...

These are cracking me up. Thank you for the laughs!
I once farted during sex I just laughed 'it is what it is' 🤣

Stood at the bar at my work Christmas party, with a load of colleagues including quite senior ones. There was music on but quite quietly as it was early and so the fart was heard by all. Luckily it didn’t smell that bad but I was still mortified

Attempting to be sexy as an awkward 18 year old, getting out of the shower with a guy I was seeing. I tried to hold it as he handed me a towel, but slippery bum cheeks... it squeaked!

Another one who farted in the midwife's face. Seems to be very common.

Christmas dinner table, first time meeting most of my husbands family.

Everyone I get adjusted by my chiropractor - he claims he’s used to it, I think he’s just being polite.

Also at work, in a lift.

A broken down lift, stuck between floors. I’d been holding it for 9 and half floors, the lift got stuck between 9 and 10, I couldn’t hold it in any further, chaos ensued....

I was on a juice only weight loss diet. Unknown to myself, my body wasn't so keen on beetroot juice!!!
OH was already asleep in bed, so I crept in and snuggle up beside him. I felt a tiny fart, so let it go.
To my absolute embarrassment, it wasn't just a tiny fart, but a follow through of bright purple/red beetroot coloured mess all over myself, the sheets, duvet and OH! Strangely, he slept through it! I had to wake him, confess, strip the entire bedding and shower!!! I am reminded of this particular diet quite often

As a student nurse in a ward office full of nurses and doctors during a patient handover meeting. I blamed the pleather chair but it was quite obvious it wasn’t.

In a catholic funeral.

I thought ther was only one place where you could fart?

Or are some of you gifted?

For some reason we were having a class in the library instead of a classroom. Was in the first week of secondary school. About 10 of us lined up sideways in front of the teachers desk.

It was silent and thought I'd got away with it until the smell hit the queue. One of those hot, acid, revolting ones. I feigned disgust whilst looking around the queue like everyone else was doing 😂

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who finds farting funny my DF once did it in a shop stood next to me and blamed me all straight faced he kept ,in holmefirth looking in a jeweller shop window a man stood very close to my dm who has bad wind at the best of time she farted he stood there looking gobsmacked and me and my DF had to walk away with tears of laughter running down our faces ,my dboss at work in our laundry room he walked across the room and let out 3 very squeaky ones I cracked out laughing and just as he called me a dirty beggar realised it was him it took us ages to stop laughing about it ,I can't remember ever being embarrassed by a fart but was most impressed on a mates birthday night out dressed as a nun it got to the end of the night we were say on a wall with our kebabs and I turned to a mate and said ' I need to fart ' to which she replied ' I bet it's dead girly' my reply was to fart it rippled the wall and shook the phone box next to us and the only thing she could say was 'oh wow man fart'

Outside an office - one of the bigwigs was having a huge meeting (lots of expensive suits). They were all in the outer office chatting away before going in. I let go the loudest fart - like an exploding trumpet - as I went past.

They all went quiet. I was a dead woman walking.

In the cinema. There was only me and Dd and a bloke and his Dd in the whole theatre but it was quiet as the film hadn’t started. I sneezed and forced out a very loud rasp. Dd then loudly said you just farted!’ and the little girl said to her dad ‘that lady just farted!’ and I was just praying it didn’t smell 😂

A few years back I went to Spain with my cousin and our kids. You all know how holiday food can make your guts go crazy. Anyway we went to a theme park and went in a mirror maze, got right to the middle and my cousin let's out the smallest fart. There was no escape! Kids were disgusted, people were running in to mirrors to escape the horror

I have lots of food allergies so I always fart. I was in a shop and farted the whole way round. I heard someone taking to member of staff saying that the shop smells awful and did they have drains they need to fix. I tried to look shocked the smell of death and I walked by.

At sea world when pregnant, which lead to a slightly dodgy tummy.

Sadly, there was follow through and I was in white shorts ! I had to dispose of my knickers and go commando - luckily nothing went through my shorts but I was frightened all day in case it happened again with no protection this time ! I spend the whole day doing a weird waddle type walk while clenching the old cheeks. Hopefully people just assumed it was a pregnancy thing.

On my brand new boyfriend. While we were naked. 😳

I once farted really loudly in a yoga class. We were doing some exercises using the core / abs and it obviously released something.

I never went back.

Kidderminster

The. Best. Answer.

In the candle section in a shop when I was pregnant. It was silent but the smell could wipe out a small country. An unsuspecting man was there complaining to his wife that the candles “didn’t smell very fresh”.

As a teen I did a foreign exchange with the school. When it was my turn to stay with the host I ended up with the worst guts from the change in diet. One morning in the car heading to school (with 2 of the very good looking boys that I fancied no less) I could feel a fart brewing. I let it sneak out quietly but omg the stench was inescapable. I just sat there in silence getting redder and redder as everyone rushed to open the windows of the car. It was so obvious it was me that had done it I cringe to this day

Another time when I was a teen I let rip really loudly in a tiny café. Without skipping a beat I looked horrified and said "Dad!" and everyone turned to look at him Even my Mum thought it was him that had done it as he looked so suitably embarrassed haha.

Name change as I've told a few people this story over the years so it's pretty outing!

As a student nurse I was on a theatre placement. One particular day I was scrubbed in with the scrub nurse and realised I was going to sneeze. Clearly not wanting to sneeze onto the patient (I was wearing a mask anyway, but still) I turned my back on the patient and the rest of the staff. Only problem was, it was one of them awful sneeze fart situations that because of my turning to shield the patient I had then accidentally aimed at everyone else!!! Awful situation made 10 times worse by the fact that noone else laughed, just me! So I was then the crazy laughing person as well as the one who had just farted!!! Not my best moment

This has to be a pretty bad place to have one sneak out