To not eat this monstrosity

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Leftover chicken, some leftover carrot and broccoli, day old mash potato, cabbage, rice, sausages all mixed together into a stodgy lump with cheese on top

I'm not a fussy eater at all but the combination of the leftover foods is making me want to vomit it looks like dog food

He ate tons yeah, there's a huge pile of it in the fridge he's saving for lunch tomorrow

We disagree a lot about cooking as you can probably tell

He told me he was making stew tonight and got very defensive when I said that doesn't look like stew (as I ventured into the kitchen hoping to see a lovely stew like mixture and instead saw rice and red cabbage boiling in a big pot and I knew at that point what he was going to do with all the rest on the side)

I showed him pictures on google of what stew is meant to look like, delicious, rich stew

Add it to the FB 'rate my plate' there are some truly vile looking plates on there.

Easy jambalaya in the making without the mash and no need to add cheese then

i think you need to ban him from cooking ever again.

I think even the dog would turn his nose up at that. It looks grim OP.

I keep looking at your photo and re-reading the description, and totally stuck on WHHHHYYYY???

Why would anyone think it’s a good idea to boil precooked meat, veg and mash into grey mush? It’s not “stew” part of the point of which is surely that it all cooks together to add flavour?? It’s goop bunged in a pan with water! On the plus side, your photo will be pinned to my fridge and should be something of a weight loss aid...

I hope your Dominos is delicious 😄

Day old mash is fine but not boiled up with that lot

Rate my Plate on Facebook would have a field day with this

So...he's a sadist AND a masochist?
I'll say the same thing I say about pot noodle.

THAT'S NOT FOOD!!

He must fancy a day off work tomorrow.If that doesnt give him the trots,nothing will.

Are you on FB OP? Rate My Plate would have a field day with this specimen!

Ha! Cross posts

He's concerned about your lack of grace? He's served you a plate of sick with cheese on!

I enjoyed a delicious veggie supreme with sides to myself

Whatever the fuck that is, it is not ok. I have a binge eating disorder, I've eaten all sorts of wierd shit in desperation, no chance of me ever eating that...

Whatever you do, OP, don't share your pizza. Eat it right in front of him, with great enjoyment, but share none.

I would eat that

It looks like loft insulation that has been left in a ditch for a month.

Okay, that finished me off, I've been giggling all the way through but that had be properly laughing.

How can red cabbage last the winter? HOW? I love read cabbage but wouldn't eat it if it'd been hanging around for months (not that it would have a chance to cos I'd eat it.)

Pasty mashed potato is the work of the Devil and can get in the bin, I like lumps in mine (although i do like herby mash.)

And who the fuck puts mash in a stew? Yes you can serve mash with stew, but on the side, not actually IN it. Even I know that and I can't cook!

He seriously describes himself as a foodie? Does he realise that's someone who's discerning about food, not a walking garbage disposal unit?

He’s a “gourmet cook” but is saving rice? I’d be avoiding everything he cooks from now on.
Still not sure how you boil mash, it looks dry not wet and sloppy from water?

Eugh.

Are you in a relationship with this man? Are you going to have to kiss him later? 🤮

This thread has me dying with laughter. I'm about to wake the baby up!
Good on you OP for getting domino's.

Rice is absolutely fine to reheat if it’s been cooled down correctly and stored properly. We do it all the time.

But mash with rice that would just look like a maggot infestation surely?

But mash with rice that would just look like a maggot infestation surely

Eww this is getting worse.