To not eat this monstrosity

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Leftover chicken, some leftover carrot and broccoli, day old mash potato, cabbage, rice, sausages all mixed together into a stodgy lump with cheese on top

I'm not a fussy eater at all but the combination of the leftover foods is making me want to vomit it looks like dog food

Croquettes. Roll into balls, coat in flour, then beaten egg and then panko and deep fry.

But then again with the rancid cabbage, I would toss it.

🐶 😋

erm, not wishing to lower the tone any further but my cat was sick yesterday and there's quite a resemblance.

I love how he tried to jazz it up with a bit of cheese. Nailed it!

Fuck OP is that was my husband so up to tonight? When he is finished ruining your tea can you send him back to me. We are definitely in a relationship with the same man. No two men could be this insanely

Ahahaha foodie...’gourmet meals’...ahahaha. Oh lord i feel so sorry for you!

Good call on the Dominoes. At least he won’t cook it again now (hopefully!)

It's definitely not conventional.

But how bad can it be?

Twickerhun

I'm going to have to very sensitively request that he never cooks this concoction when I'm here again

Looks like when I cleaned a blockage out a shower at work (of a very old house)

Bad.. very bad.. it's red cabbage btw which has really lent it that appealing grey colouring. Red cabbage that has been sitting in the fridge that he insists can last the whole winter

Definitely LTB.

Not that bad

Just a sec.

Red cabbage in that lot??

There is an art in dealing with leftovers, your man doesn't have it.

We mixed turkey, bacon, sprouts, mash and walnuts with Lancashire cheese and fried it and it was so bloody awesome I can’t explain.

Your problem is the rice and sausages, who does that? Rice and mash ffs

Red cabbage ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

He has just tipped the contents of the food recycling caddy into a pan, hasn't he??

Red cabbage that can last the whole winter

I was going to ask for a photo OP and you didn't disappoint. It reminds me of Chernobyl... the roof at the point when all those gamma-radioactive lumps were waiting to be shoved off into the whale...

I do like your teeny-weeny, dainty-little-forkful too... mine would be even smaller I reckon

Oh god that looks and sounds horrendous 😂 Also self-confessed foodies are, in my experience, very rarely particularly good at cooking funnily enough. Enjoy your pizza!

That sounds nice, PlumsGalore. Poor OP.

Oh there was some spring onion too

That looks like a homeless dog has eaten really old, bad food and is infested with worms and is vomiting it all up.

Minus the rice and sausages it sounds not too bad. It would have to be either chicken or sausage and definetely no rice

He is gonna have a smelly arse having eaten that mix of food 🤣