To not eat this monstrosity

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Leftover chicken, some leftover carrot and broccoli, day old mash potato, cabbage, rice, sausages all mixed together into a stodgy lump with cheese on top

I'm not a fussy eater at all but the combination of the leftover foods is making me want to vomit it looks like dog food

Oh my god what a way to ruin loads of lovely food!

Using leftovers intelligently is such an important skill.

He should have fried it. Bubble and squeak is mint.

I'd eat that in a heartbeat. But I literally have no standards.

The sausages and the rice weren't leftovers, but everything got boiled to grey matter in one big pan

Can we see a pic OP? I'll use it to threaten my kids if they don't stop moaning about what's for dinner every night, I will feed them what you are having 😂

That is making me feel ill just reading it. Feign a headache and just have some toast and a lie down to recover?!

Pic is above but here it is again

How do you boil already mashed potatoes?

LTB

Boiled sausages!!
You definitely have to LTB
That's terrible.

Carrot and broccoli, cabbage and mash - perfect together. Sausages would be great too. Cheese on top if desired. 👍

Rice, mushrooms and chicken fried with onion. Dressed with gently warmed olive oil, lemon, garlic and chilli flakes. 👍

I don't know but he put it in there! So it's kind of disintegrated with the rice and cabbage

I think he (I think it’s a he? Only skimmed thread) ought to do all the cooking until he gets much, much better at it.

I'm a big fan of foods mixed together usually, but that sounds and looks evil!

Um. Add ketchup?

Vom vom vom vomit🤮🤮
I'd be heaving, my dogs would refuse to eat that heap of crap. What a waste. He's no foodie, and that is NOT gourmet food.

Oh wow 😂surely you are going to have some more. You've hardly touched it!

I'm ordering dominos for myself I'm starving

Oh god, you can't eat that. Don't do it.

He's very offended by my lack of grace

Yes, add ketchup. And umm, salad cream (why not!)? Plus maybe some gravy too...

Is he eating it?

Good call op! Enjoy!

He's eaten all of it yes

Bless. Well if he’s normally a good cook maybe just pretend you’re not feeling well and have an early night?! Put it in the fridge and you can (throw it away) have it tomorrow.

I was sort of onboard until you said it had been boiled all together.

Um.

No.

That concoction needed FRYING in a pan like bubble and squeak, and then walloping with a nice bucket of gravy.

Boiling all together into something that looks like it’s been carved off a fat berg out of a sewer? No.