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AIBU?

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He’s perfect in every way except......

211 replies

Yourblogness · 25/01/2020 11:52

He refers to my vagina as my “Mary”

Mary

MARY

AIBU to cut my losses and run? 🤔

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BadLad · 25/01/2020 11:54

Could be worse. I say "the gremlin".

AllergicToAMop · 25/01/2020 11:54

😂

SandyY2K · 25/01/2020 11:56

Tell him to stop because you don't like it.

If he doesn't, then cut and run.

MissSmith1 · 25/01/2020 11:57

Call his penis his winkle

TheVanguardSix · 25/01/2020 11:57

Oh dear. Mary.
I guess it's better than meat curtains.

Yourblogness · 25/01/2020 11:57

I’ve told him to stop. He is trying. It just seems to slip out.

Mary ffs.

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Disquieted1 · 25/01/2020 11:58

As in 'typhoid'?

TheVanguardSix · 25/01/2020 11:58

Call his penis his winkle

Or Kevin.

LuluBellaBlue · 25/01/2020 11:58

TheVanguardSix

Oh dear. Mary.
I guess it's better than meat curtains.

That’s made me laugh so hard! Thank you for brightening my day 😂😂😂

FamilyOfAliens · 25/01/2020 11:58

Tell him your mum’s name is Mary Grin

TheVanguardSix · 25/01/2020 11:59

It just seems to slip out.

How often are you guys talking about... Mary? A lot?

Whynosnowyet · 25/01/2020 12:00

It's Mary in our house..
By my dc!!
Tbf my ex and current dh have different names for a penis which took some getting used to.
If he has other good qualities (Wink) I would give him a chance to use a more preferable name!!

BofaDeeznutz · 25/01/2020 12:01

I don't think we can comment until you give us an example of a sentence he's used.

TheVanguardSix · 25/01/2020 12:01

There's Something About Mary.

tweedler · 25/01/2020 12:02

One of DH's friends refers to his DW's as 'the void'. That, I could not tolerate.

I don't think Mary is so bad. But I would have to call his Joseph.

managedmis · 25/01/2020 12:02

But what's the actual context? Maybe give us a sentence?

Yourblogness · 25/01/2020 12:03

I don't think we can comment until you give us an example of a sentence he's used

“Your Mary feels so good tonight”

Apologies for anyone eating lunch

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Gingernaut · 25/01/2020 12:04

Does his penis have a name?

LigPatin · 25/01/2020 12:04

As in all vaginas are "Marys" or yours specifically is nicknamed Mary?

Bipbipbipbip · 25/01/2020 12:05

Can't wait to slip my Joseph into your Mary.

Like that OP?

KC225 · 25/01/2020 12:05

Start referring to his penis by his FATHER'S name and say your mum's second name is Mary

Doyoumind · 25/01/2020 12:05

He wouldn't have been in their again after he'd called mine a Mary the first time.

CollaterlieSistersSister · 25/01/2020 12:05

It’s not shorter form of Hairy Mary is it??

Yourblogness · 25/01/2020 12:06

@Gingernaut, nowt wrong with a bog standard cock.

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Yourblogness · 25/01/2020 12:07

He seems unable to use a more explicit term.

I’m going to ask for his Joseph in my Mary and see how that goes down

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