He’s perfect in every way except......

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He refers to my vagina as my “Mary”

Mary

MARY

AIBU to cut my losses and run? 🤔

This thread is😂😂😂😂 however if my Dh was calling mine Mary and saying my Mary felt good he wouldn't be near my Mary as she would seal up

Your Mary feels so good tonight

Oh my days 😭😭😭😭

I have actually heard of ‘hairy Mary’ though for your fanjo.

Underrated comments here re: calling his penis a little lamb or Grace.

I heard a woman on 'One born every minute' refer to her 'Mary' in that context.

*BadLad

Could be worse. I say "the gremlin".*

Never let it get wet!

Mine was once christened by the ex (notice that...) as the flapper.

THE FLAPPER.

I can confirm that it has not now, nor ever, flapped.

It took me about 30 seconds to decide the future of that relationship.
I made my excuses and flapped on out of there.

It wasn't so bad until you put it into a sentence

OP, that line is worthy of the writers' '"Bad Sex" award. I'd have the yucks now, I'm afraid.

I've heard of them being called a 'hairy Mary' if hairy, but not in the height of passion!

Mine was a Mary when I was a little girl. It's now a foof or a fanny. Tell him little girls have Marys and it's extremely weird and perverse that he thinks of you as a little girl.

DD used to refer to it as a mary. When she was at junior school!

It was a Queen Mary on special occasions. I think it may be a reference to William and Mary.

The flapper??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hmmm, practically perfect in every way but Mary is a little overly familiar. You need to correct him.

'It's Miss Mary Poppins to you, young man, and she would be delighted to make the acquaintance of your friend Mr Dick van Dyke!'

Um diddle diddle, diddle um, diddle ay!!

Yes @ballsdeep the FLAPPER.

I've never been speechless, but, my god.

“Mary loves Dick!”

Name his cock after someone he hates. His boss? He'll soon get the hint!

Your Mary feels so good tonight

You're having a laugh OP.

Just tell him not to use that term as you don't like it, and keep telling him until he gets the message!

You're lucky he isn't calling it your "holy Mary" - I have heard that expression!

As long as its not Mary Hinge!

Umm ladies this thread has made the sun online just so you’re aware 🤦🏽‍♀️ Just seen the article, thought I recognised it 😓

Tell him he can call his own 'Mr Percival' whatever he likes, but that he is to refer to your parts appropriately as your 'yoni' and no other name or term.

Goodness, has Brian from Hull taught us nothing?

"It just seems to slip out."

This sounds like a totally separate issue!

I'd be concerned why Mary didn't feel so good every night.

Also if you tell him it's called a Mary because of the Virgin Mary and it's a gross throwback to virginity maybe he'll sick a bit in his mouth like the rest of us.

Oh please call his cock 'Tiny Tim' as a pp suggested.
Keep saying it until he has registered that maybe twee names between adults is just weird.