He’s perfect in every way except......

[Yourblogness]

He refers to my vagina as my “Mary”

Mary

MARY

AIBU to cut my losses and run? 🤔

I’m going to ask for his Joseph in my Mary and see how that goes down

No, make it Cuthbert or Cecil.

To be fair....there are worse things for it to be called.

Wizard sleeve
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Ex used to call mine Tiddles 'because it was his pussy'

My friend calls hers peach halves 🍑😳😱

Maybe he’s using it as contraception? If a bloke tried that, mine would seal up immediately.

Better than gash or clunge I suppose

Was his ex called Mary?

Is he Irish?

My builder refers to his wife' s box as ......The Velvet Tardis!

I didn't want to know that.

I know a lot more about my builder than I am comfortable knowing as it goes

@Yourblogness & @damnthatanxiety - yes, was being literal. NEVER heard a vagina being referred to as a Mary before! Am stunned. Horrified also. Especially for anyone with the name Mary.

When it’s your time of the month does he call it a Bloody Mary?

A single word can betray an awful lot, OP.

In Gilmore Girls, Rory is called 'Mary' by a boy in her class, as in the Virgin Mary because she wasn't interested in sleeping with him.

Later in the show he called her Mary again, as in Mary Magdalen, who is (wrongly) known as a prostitute.

I'd put money on this 'perfect' man having a similar Madonna/Whore complex. Time will tell.

Oh, my.

How did your "Mary" not slam shut instantly?!

Seriously, that's a massive turn-off.

@ILoveAScotchEggMe

How did that even come up in conversation?.

Noooo. Even my kids don't have nicknames for their vagina. It's vagina for general speaking between DH and I and pussy in the bedroom. Referring to it as Mary, would make mine shrivel up.

Is he Irish?

I think you should rename his dick Grace. As in “Hail Mary...”

Or do you have to be Catholic for that one?

I worked with a midwife who moved up from London to Liverpool where mary is a very common name for vagina. She did have a clue what someone meant when they said Mary so just ignored it.

Until she was on the phone to someone in labour and they kept saying 'Me Mary hurts' and she kept saying, Mary? Who's Mary? Is she okay? Is she pregnant? Can I speak to Mary'

To which she got shouted 'mary is my clunge you dick head it can't speak!!

😂😂

Some of these comments are cracking me up - my dd is demanding to know why!

This thread is causing me to have a brand new expression, a cross between pursed lips and a naughty grin. Bet there'll never be an emoji of that made.

😂

This thread is hilarious!

But what word would you have preferred him to use in that sentence? Assuming you are happy with him saying such things.

I can’t think of one that wouldn’t make me cringe.

“Your vagina/foofoo/minge/hoohah/pussy feels so good tonight” - all horrific.

I like Mary. It's a solid name to call a vagina if he doesn't like to call it what it is . I can't stomach names like vajayjay, lady bits, honey pot, cherry, cunt....

Hail Mary, full of?

Anyway, I'll never watch bake off in the same way again.

No no no no. 😩