He’s perfect in every way except......

[Yourblogness]

He refers to my vagina as my “Mary”

Mary

MARY

AIBU to cut my losses and run? 🤔

My friend calls hers "Lettuce"

I will take your Mary and raise you ‘Lickies’ as in oral sex for the lady.
Thankfully not my fella and was a mix of horrified and pmsl when my friend told me about it.

I will take your Mary and raise you ‘Lickies’ as in oral sex for the lady

Oh God he would not be allowed back near my Mary.

Ahem. My name is Mary and I have NEVER heard this before and I am 49 years old and always lived in Midlands & North.

Have people been laughing at me for last half century???

So is this this nursery rhyme an early reference to vajazzle?

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and cockle shells,
And pretty maids all in a row.

Looking at ddog rescues just now. A lovely little ddog available..
Called Mary!!...
I can't get it can I??

Go out for a drink and order a Bloody Mary....watch his face

Northerner here. Refer to it as a Mary when we were growing up & same with my little girl. But me & my partner don't use it to refer to mine. It's more child friendly.

Like if my partner turned round and called I'd be completely turned off too. Though there's a few things I'd rather it not be called.

What would you rather him call it?

My Welsh grandma used to call it a "middle for diddle".

@Whynosnowyet
aww get little Mary.. she just might be a little bit of a cunt.

Her fur is very shaggy!!
Maybe a Brazilian??

I'm in the north - it was called your ha'penny or tuppence (not sure why the increase in expenditure )

So, go on, tell us what you prefer him to call it...

Family Friendly names are just not suitable for the bedroom, if you ask me.

~definitely call his Grace~

I always assumed everyone had their own names for that sort of thing. Not really understanding why it’s upsetting you

At least he doesn't refer to it as 'The Cave' - my DP has started doing this linked to the idea that his thingie is 'The Bear'.

I think the whole phrase 'your mary feels so good tonight' which I'm struggling to type without gagging, is wrong because it somehow implies it's separate to you, its own entity. Because 'you feel so good tonight' is much more acceptable and it makes it about YOU, not just some orifice. There's no need for any Mary/foo/minnie/pussy/cunt at all.

Its Mary Jane surely? My mum used to be a carer and when assisting with bathing the flannel would get handed to the bathee with instructions not to forget 'Mary Jane'

On the baby naming forum, someone always mentions this whenever anyone suggests Mary. So it's not just him. But I really don't think it's that common, is it? I've never heard it IRL.

I’ve never heard of Mary in this context before what a passion killer - if my DH said this I’d either laugh him off me or say something absurd:

Him “Your Mary feels so good tonight”
Me “As does your Reginald” (or some other name if you know a Reginald!).

Seriously though - why not just say “you feel so good tonight” - much simpler!

'Growler' is rhyming slang. Growl and grunt. Sorry!

Haha! In some parts of Scotland a “boaby” is the term used when referencing the male generative member, perhaps you could christen his with that fine name, or Robert for best.

I really think your Mary should have a Spotify playlist:
Mary’s prayer
Proud Mary
The wind cries Mary

And definitely don’t listen to the Green Green Grass of Home! 🤣

My exH used to call his Claud. I think because it rhymed with ‘pork sword’.

Classy bloke, he was.

is he from Dublin by any chance...a very common slang name for vagina there ...strange but true ..

Haha that's funny. I've heard it being called "Mary" shortened from "hairy mary" so I've heard.

It's a Biblical reference. Martha and Mary. Mary was in the front, so to speak and Martha was in the background, doing all the work!
😂